11.26.07
hrm where was that pic of Rumsfeld greeting Saddam back in the 1980s from again
great find cryhavoc
cry.. there was a classic case of some high school that had a rock on display from a field trip, sure enough, it was radioactive quite a bit too
During their brief (and generally awesome) reign in 1980s suburbia, Jarts racked up 6,700 injuries and four deaths woah they stopped making them in 88? I STILL HAVE LAWN DARTS sweet
im pretty sure they’re illegal to sell even second hand
http://www.radarmagazine.com/features/2006/12/creepy_crawlers.php that one is sweet as soon as its warm i’m getting out the jarts
they made those gay ones that were super rounded but were heavy as fuck
http://www.radaronline.com/features/2006/12/autocrats.php
http://www.radarmagazine.com/features/2006/12/johnny_reb_cannon.php hjahahahahahah
hrmmm
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dehuman maybe we can bomb Iran with JARTS? drop them from 2 miles up..they would one hell of an impact
. At one point, he or she would face choices unthinkable except in an Evel Knievel meets Knightrider crossover episode: Do I jump? Or do I ride it out and see if I can clear the gully? Is it sentient? Can it be reasoned with? oh man these radar guys are funny
FT…you need to bop a user out of #history night peeps
http://beautifulatrocities.com/archives/2005/02/gaddafis_amazon_1.html wow
oh god Archie meets Mike for the first time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B_-teKi7rA Archie meets Mike for the first time this is classic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B_-teKi7rA
hey
You’re a meathead from the neck up
who?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B_-teKi7rA Swigert check this out
oh boy all in the family those were the days!!!! fordnut!
howdy
well my whole app to Auburn is now out
nice!
your prisdent
cotton bowl jan 1
mike come back
w00t
You’re a meathead from the neck up
yeah against NE
yes indeedy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B_-teKi7rA this is so funny
remember: the N stands for Knowledge
lol
it kinds of reminds of current day politics
War Eagle!!!
War Damn Eagle!! best of luck with that man im actually in AL now
thanks - I even have an apartment application ready
visiting fam near mobile
where? ahhh
eastern shore of the mobile bay town called daphne
never been there
gotta try to get some sleep though ah, youd like it very nice ill catch up with you soon night!
later looks like Saddam is about to meet his maker
good riddance
Saddam Hussein’s lawyer says the U.S. military has asked that he arrange for Hussein’s personal belongings to be picked up.
DUBAI (Reuters) - Saddam Hussein has been handed over by U.S forces to Iraqi government custody, his lawyers said on Friday, in an apparent step toward his execution. “I understand they have handed him over,” said one defense lawyer who declined to give his name.
hrm.. where was that pic of Rumsfeld greeting Saddam back in the 1980s from again?
last check of headlines before bed hehe
I love my new PC got it yesterday
I thought he was already in iraqi custody
I think the US is holding him
they just turned him over
physically, but the Iraqis hold legal custody anyway, he’s a goner when they captured him, he had a pistol on him - bet he wishes that he used it on himself
why didn’t they just kill him
they wanted the iraqis to unite behind killing him didn’t quite work out, but a nice thought
why would they do that
nah he deserved to be put on trial
what was he even put on trial for any way
warcrimes
his comments to the Iraqi people are interesting
what war crimes
not war crimes genocide
uh
genocide is a war crime, isn’t it?
… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fqCS7Y_kME …
why would he be put on trial for genocide that makes no sense at all
the kurds
boy, those kurds
i thought the kurds were terrorists
that depends on how much utility they provide you
didn’t they try to create their own country
in turkey sometimes they are yeah, there was a revolt after gulf war 1
everyone hates the kurds
i don’t see why saddam should be put on trial for killing those people
he’ll be dead before that happens of course the vatican has to denounce the death sentence
not that anyone cares
who even has the authority to put him on trial
iraqi government
saddam’s hanging is being expedited to take the media glare off the 3000th US soldier to die in Iraq while the Decider figures out how to unshit the bed
the people with the key to his prison cell bread?
the great decider!
bread` gwb dick chenney
man i need the decider in my life
cheney is a frenchman’s name
why should the us have the authority to put him on trial this makes no sense to me at all
they don’t, and didn’t
becuase saddam is a dicator
so what if he’s a dictator
only pinko commies meathead don’t want him on trial
glad you think the world is sup[posed to make sense
only pinko commies meathead don’t call him a dicator
that notion is nonsensical
i don’t see why the usa has any right at all to put him on trial
the iraqis put him on trial
Bush is the flaming sword of Christ the Avenger
i dont see why it matters what you dont see
becuase you only see the bleeding heart way
true enuff
im not even a bleeding heart im a republican nice try though
it was an iraqi court not american
why would sadam put him self on trial
listen a better question is what gives the right for america to play bounty hunter or world police what gave us the right to revolt against england? hrm? pray tell good sir
bread` why are you such a bleeding heart
Iraq has beaten out Puerto Rico and Israel to become America’s 51st state
explain your taxation with representation 51st? dude there are like 60 or something but see they dont get statehood
that was obviously a joke you tard
no see without statehood they remain firmly in control of congress for all legislative matters
bread` a knee jerk pinko method bread` oh
uh gopp im a republican
I was joking
american samoa etc etc
there’s no reason to troll me by calling me names
hello
i was talking to dehuman not you
i was talking to everyone else, not you pwned but not dehuman either, of course
bread` sorry I was joking
so explain yourself bread, why haven’t you renounced your us citizenship and sough asylum at the British Embassy
uh
bread` sorry no offense\
sure you were
so so sorry
bread`: PS: don’t feed the trolls
I not trolling I was joking I was watching all in the family the whole night
good for you high fives too smart for him
one good thing about Congressional turnovers, you get two-month holiday from politics
lets talk BCS politics is it fair? did Michigan get robbed?
dayamn hey jhicks
when does congress come back?
where is that shifty canadian?
swiggy?
yeah
beats me probably at Tim Horton’s
“Lincoln’s political vision was the creation of a Whiggish empire of protectionist tariffs, government subsidized railroads, and nationalization of the money supply.”
yah, the southernors will always whine about lincoln
No, that wasn’t a southerner
lincoln was pretty cool
no, he was a certifiable bastard the only president worse is bush
nah he’s not
yes, he is.
he’s probably the best president really
no, the worst
come on, im not going to say lincoln was a saint
nah, bush is the worst
but there were clearly worse presidents
ok, bush is worst but lincoln is next
mostly, those who nobody remembers hehe the traditional “worst president” is harrison, no?
Yeah, like Franklin Pierce. You don’t hear much about him.
i would have to nominate nixon for worst
who the hell is harrison
im thinking of the wrong dude, bread
No.
its… fuck.
William Henry Harrison.
whos the guy whos always named as the “worst president”? warraen g harding. thats it
taft
not harrison taft is generally considered lame
that was then, this is now progress
gwb is a pretty crappy president
i never even heard of harrison yeh
his father was quite decent
9th president.
how come he’s so bad but he was reelected
because
Um, because he was better than Kerry?
no, he’s just as awful as kerry
there was nothing particularly insidious about kerry
maybe kerry would have been better
he just came off as an aloof blueblood
but kerry is a retard
kerry would have been contained by a republican congress
yeh, what a bastard
obviously, both GWB and kerry were bluebloods.
that would not have lost yes
how could you not hear of harrison? there were two of him
but GWB played up his bogus “everyman” personae
blue blood people shouldn’t even be elected yeh
real texans don’t spend their childhood summers in maine
Kerry is more blue bood than Bush.
people are stupid so they fell for it
no, bush is harriman
harriman?
Kerry/Edwards were way richer than Bush/Cheney.
it doesn’t get more elitist blue blood than harriman
what’s harriman? i thought edwards was a normal guy
a research project off to it!
GWB was a crappy president, though
yeh
He was very rich, he sued a ton of doctors.
he sucks ass
yes, namely because he invaded iraq.
yeh, but i thought edwards wasn’t blue blood
he did other stupid shit too
which has, and will, amount to nothing
like he grew up poor
edwards is a lawyer though
he did
lawyers are cool
which nullifies all decency ok, that just sank you wrt lincoln
lawyers don’t have a sense of right or wrong
bread, quit being a douchebag
lawyers ARE SO NOT cool
how am i being a douchebag
they can’t dance
i might become a lawyer
they can’t jump they aren’t cool
only thing about them is the way they waaaaalk
they’re SQUARES
they’re pretty cool
no they suck
they got like a lot of money
they’ve ruined civilization
and get a lot of pussy
just because they stole it
without lawyers how would you get revenge on someone? with physical attacks?
with guns yes
yeh i think the world would be way worse without lawyers
slow down, brothers!
better than having a buncha crappy lawyers everywhere
agreed
it’d be all like iraq and stuff
no lawyers muck things up with words mind you not plain words wildly contorted words
yah, damn those lawyers
some lawyers are very cool. But they’re not the ones who go on TV all the time
edwards seems cool to me he even grew up poor
omg
id prefer to know every aspect of the law at my own expense
no, lawyers are never cool
dont tell me
and represent myself
i should be a lawyer
you are from one american trying to get to the other america bread
rather than paying a professional hehe
John Bonham was cool.
omg, TWO AMERIKAZ
it’s probably cheaper to pay a lawyer than to get a law degree
yo… ameriKKKa
guns are cheaper still
and nicer
not mine
you aint never shot nobody
mine is ugly, not just ugly but perhaps the ugliest
what’s wrong with 10000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
so why do you guys dislike lawyers so much?
contaminate the fish
we know more than you do life’s experience exactly
CZ-52 Is A Big Fat Ugly Gun That Shoots Like A Rifle … Yes It’s Accurate, But The CZ-52 Has Got To Be The Ugliest Gun Ever Made. So here is the paradox. … agreed
wow, you get that from an email forward?
lawyers are cool
no, i just made it up
http://www.bobtuley.com/cz-52/
maybe you got screwed over
bread` != cool
Ben Stein is cool
that’s a pretty common human reaction i guess
he doesn’t practice law anymore
Fred Thompson is cool
him either he’s not cool though he’s a big fat dummy terrible actor
ben stein is gay
no he isn’t, he’s jewish he has zero fashion taste! he’s not gay lincoln was gay though
well…
oh come on, he was a pole smoker!
what about Star Jones (post-gastric bypass)? she’s a lawyer
being a lawyer puts one in the category of being uncool by default, sorry. i don’t make the rules!
lincoln was gay?
very flaming “log cabin republican”
only thing flaming there was teh bullet that ripped thru him
damn john wilkes boothe made a martyr out of him
haha jhicks do the log cabin republicans really exist?
Joshua Speed was Lincoln’s gay lover. Springfield, IL They shared a bed for four years.
that’s nasty
1837-1841
Mark Felt is undeniably cool. I mean look at this guy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Felt1958.jpg (yes, I was just going through wikipedia’s list of lawyers)
He’s not cool, he’s just a poser.
why would any homosexual be a republican
why not?
was Lincoln’s bodyguard and intimate companion between September 1862 and April 1863. They shared a bed during the absences of Lincoln’s wife, until Derickson was promoted in 1863. er
republicans hate homos that’s why
democrats also
Captain David Derickson bread`: self-hating republicans
most democrats don’t hate homos most republicans are christians christians hate homos
christians lie
hehe
this is a well known fact
i know
why would any gay want to be a republican
there are plenty of gay republicans like, half of congress
what’s wrong with those people
democrats would implement a state church that would provide for the poor
yep cyr
al rantel on the radio is a gay republican
republicans would implement a global church that feeds the world though
why would you team up with people who hate you
but i like the way he thinks on most subjects. he not a flaming liberal at all
he just likes a man ramming him in the ahem
bread`: what you are asking really is why would anyone be a democrat
what do you mean
bread`: gay republicans are not teaming up with some jesus freaks, they are distancing themselves from generally crappy people
being a democrat OR being a republican is bad, mmkay?
bread`: its the policy
how are they not teaming up with jesus freaks
because they dont care about them
some jesus freaks are gay too
yeh
thats why they vote republican, they dont want to have to care about what the nutty neighboors think
why would they team up with jesus freaks
but not as gay as lincoln was!
if they vote republican it gives the jesus freaks more power
yeah well, more power but very limited, nothing that matters
maybe they’re just pretending to be gay! and they’re really just sharp dressers!
what do you mean it’s very limited most gay people dress like crap maybe you don’t know many gays
well i worked with a few at cisco
most gay people dress like straights
they had the best-decorated cubicles
uh most gays can’t decorate
bread`: jesusfreaks having more power in government is nothing that matters really, its the gigantic power of jesusfreaks that drool over Janet Jacksons tits that already have all the power they ever need in US society
are you just making this all up?
i think you’re getting lumberjack gays and white-collar gays confused
nah
bread`: sorry didnt mean drool, i meant foam
i know white collar gays
ewps, i mean pink-collar gays
they buy furniture from rooms to go just like everyone else
and hang origami everywhere
uh origami?
origami on pastel paper
i never saw that most white collar gays just use the same boring things as straight people
maybe the ones in topeka not the ones in the bay area
what’s topeka
there is even a tv show that exploits the phenomena
uh what’s the show
“Queer Eye for the Straight Guy”
uh only a few gays are like that
They’re all about dressing and fashion and interior decorating
uh
and origami on pastel paper
did you learn about gays from watching tv?
A gay man is more likely to own a yorkshire terrier than a labrador retriever
what are you even talking about
or cats
do you even know any gays
cats for sure
maybe you just saw a few gays at work… so you think gays are all like that?
don’t stop me, i’m stereotyping
uh
hark! the herald angels sing! glory to the new born king
Shrimp!
christ is born in bethlehem im converting to christianity
nobody ever says ‘hark’ anymore
i live in tel aviv
it’s a word that has fallen into neglect i fear
i dont even know what it means
we should organize a support group
i just listen to religious christmas songs
to try to revitalize it hArK! see? mixing the case like that makes it a fUn word! It’s like ‘achtung!’ but not german. sorta ‘yo!’ would be a more contemporary approximation so you’ve sold out and turned into a christian. the rebbe is gonna be pissed man
