10.29.07

duffs I own a house I just dont see it I also went shpping today and the 4120-lb coffee of 1980 was 6 bucks-lb

Posted in Politics at 11:51 am by Michael Johnson

Buy a house in 1998 for $200k and now it’s worth $500k. Hopefully they realize that’s like buying $200k worth of Enron stock and seeing it worth $500k for a period of time.

pilgrim`, yes, DE-VALUED DOLLARS… lol amen…………..

duffs I own a house, I just don’t see it. I also went shpping today and the 41.20/lb coffee of 1980 was 6 bucks+/lb today so…if my house went up SIX TIMES then it is …not quite worth as much as it was… rigt? $1.20/lb that is

pilgrim`, you tell me……… lol where do you live…

And coffee is actually somewhat immune to inflation

If I buy a home for $200k in 2007, what will it be worth to me in 2013?

in the 1960s a comic book cost 12 cents

pilgrim`, okay now yure being silly lol

Cathy in dollars or in wheelbarrows to carry the dollars?

I’ll tell you precisely how much it will be worth to me in 2012. It’ll be worth precisely one home to me.

Cathy, in 2007 dollars? Probably $225k. I can’t predict what it would be in 2013 dollars, maybe $1mil

When I buy a home. I will buy a home to live in, not as an investment.

location locatoin location

the wrth of one man’s work for one day

Cathy, lol

off to do a chore or 3

ppl are dumb

I won’t care that in 2013, someone else might want my home just as much as I do and hopes that that amount of desire is equivalent to $300k to me. It would do me no good to trade my home for $300k if I have the money and no home.

lol haha

oh but it does when it comes to cashflow

At this moment I’d rather have $300k and no home

300K if investments are doing well can give you enough current income to get you a free home

In point of fact, I have no intention of buying a home. I intend to buy land and build my own home.

Cathy, stay away from union labor and it could be profitable

ajofi, yes, Jimmy Carter……

I intend to design and build as much of my home myself and no union labour will ever set foot on my property.

Cathy, labo”U”r? you must be a Brit…

In fact, no fucking bureaucrats will set foot on my property if they are of the mistaken opinion that they yhave the power to prevent me from building my home PRECISELY the way I want it built.

was putting up sheetrock today –

nice…2 more gigs of RAM …60 bucks less then before

Cathy, hahhaa CryHavoc, jhahahhahaa

$239 for 2 GB DDR2667

Kaliuna, whaaaaaaaaaaaat? a woman doin a MANs job? that aint right…. :P

What you do is build a 20,000 sq foot palace underground, then build a tiny shack on the surface with a secret entrance, and get it appraised as a 3-season hunting shack

Not British, but I do tend to default to such ways as practiced in the mother tongue.

Duffsterr…what is a mans job?

holy fucking shit!

Cathy, welcome home

(pardon my french)

CryHavoc, haha

duffy — why not - I built houses when my dad was building houses… I enjoy it

pico…that works

but the biddign on that PS3 has just exceeded $23,000!!

Kaliuna, i’m gonna kiss u when i meet u …

lol

panini, niiiiiiiiiiiiice who cares

Duffsterr, that’s what you said to me too!

$23k????? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I even found my paper with my sbs addies on it..(Why can’t I lose that one again?)

panini, u hate me panini, smooches

panini..link??

http://cgi.ebay.com/SONY-PLAYSTATION-3-SECOND-IN-LINE-PS3_W0QQitemZ330050943931QQihZ014QQcategoryZ147177QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

nice… who cares

but I am tired tonight — gonna sleep in — in morning…

wtf is up with that???

geezzuzzzz…

fucking INSANE are these incredible MORONS, or is this just a hoax

this looks legit…. high bidder has a 170…and a store

yeah, so the graphics look LIFE LIKE………….. okay……….. who gives a rats assssssss……………. lol

hacked accounts I tell ya Although it looks like the $1-2000 bids are legit

panini, i have no idea, very likely the anti-911 voting bloc right before us…………..

the 23K bidder has a feedback of 170

i wouldn’t pay $23 for that piece of junk

FUCK! My copy of TAOCP,V1 is a SCAN of the SECOND edition. SHIT!

let alone $23,000

Cathy, haha

panini be glad yer too old or wise to give a shit

I’d pay $500 for a PS3 if I needed a new computer, which I don’t

yeah, i saw the videos of ppls in lines…… i cannot believe this….. i work 60 hrs a week…….

Incredible deal in terms of raw power

I’ll pay $300-$400 for a PS3 in about 8 months to a year.

I bought two more gigs of ram…so I can run dual channel on this

these ppl haves nos lifes………?

this is a years salary for most of these ppl

Duff….no…they have the bane of thier existence… Male….9-12 years old

has nothing to do with age

170 fb accounts get hacked every minute

panini, it HAS to be…….. wtf is wrong with these ppl……. CryHavoc, lol okay…

dromos..some peole WILL get one for their kid REGARDLESS

I’m willing to bet one of those bidders is John Edwards

no i mean, older generations don’t understand the appeal of video games

Cathy, i wont, cuz its stupid today

some parents have not only their sense of purpose…but the money

i had ISDN back in the 90s….

dromos….thank someone for that…

and it was incredible

we spent enough Quarters in the arcade….

and now i see there-after…….

right, but young becomes old and they’ll still be playing video games it’s an outdated pov, imho

but now..I am almost 44….its more fun mutilating pics with Photoshop

CryHavoc, hjahahhaaah amen

I grew up with video games, but now I prefer reading

30 years from now…you will not buy a PS3……

when i’m over 60?

you will buy a ps vi

picotero, amen, i listen to classical muzak now….

you will affix the 3dRenderchip to yer VR harness…

kids used to grow up with a silver spoon in their mouths…

taking off for night

it will have unprecendted rendering capabilities.

then jack into a digital game feed

now they grow up with joystick in their mouths

the ones doing that will laugh at this insanity

panini, yeap, with a rubber on it… prolly… and the parents dont give a crap……

liberals grow up with joystick up ass

its sick

i’m gonna save this auction…

id generally say “kids playing videogames gives them better reflexes than past generations”

so I can laugh at it later

come though…you remember other gotta have it crazes?? Cabbage patch Dolls…

yah, but video games are awesome

Beanie babies!

fuck cabbage patch kids and shit

occ haha

Television reduces vision to 30 frames per second from the natural 75 or so frames per second.

occ…messing with Poser 6 is awesome

are you comparing an entire industry with a single hyped product?

…although, i will pay good money for a spiro agnew watch screw poser, get maya, CryHavoc

Screw Maya…too fucking expensive…

New 60p HDTV will help reclaim the lost generations in terms of frames per second

picotero, what??????// when is that coming out?

and frankly…I prefer not to spend 35 minutes installing their key

ahem

Duffsterr, you can get it already

“hillary clinton”

whats poser 6 like?

picotero, where……….

i havent used poser since like, 99 — im curious

occ, hahaha i havent either………… poser is OOOOOOOOOOOOLD

Poser 6 is decent idiot laser printer sucked in 3 pages lol

John Edwards will have to buy it off ebay, since he can’t afford to be seen at Walmart now

Mac Playmate

im not even sure what the top-tier 3d app is these days but i assume its either maya or softimage

panini, hahaahahahhahahahhahahahahahha LOLOLOLOL

with 3dsmax a close second

3Abusive domain or user

3dSmax also too expensive…

when i first started using it, it was $3500, but we got free student versions

I am not a student anymore…

anyone getting a wii?

no wiiwii for meme

pirate it

the poor $30 million dollar DEMOCRATIC TRIAL LAWYER JOHN EDWARDS……………………………..

Seamus….nah….

alias|wavefront had poweranimator, which was like, $20k

I have all legit software on here

softimage was something similar

woah

occ…yep

Duffster, can’t find one right off the bat that explicitly says so , but a lot of the HDTVs play 720/60p

OJ may have something…

(all these prices have come down majorly in recent years)

My name was already being used Both of them

but still…a hefty 4 figure you will see

Penis and Nilla

maya is the most amazing piece of software ive ever used, and i think it goes for something like $7500 now

picotero, okay, i willl look for the best if i can….

(maya being the successor to A|W poweranimator)

Greetings.

hey, Starfall.

So, what are we talking about?

high-end computer animation software?

And how it can be used for nefarious political purposes?

no, just in general.

occ wants to make an animated version of Borat to put on his computer in different sexual positions

I use 3dsmax heh, good luck

i grew up on 3dsmax

Ah. Well, it takes all kinds to make a world, and all that.

take ya awhile to model it. texture it and rig it

speaking of borat, christ, go see it dont bring the wife, women dont like it

What would y’all do if you had a HDV camcorder and no actors?

So what were you doing there? (hehe)

To make a profitable movie, that is

hehe

haha

make a documentary

“it is niiiiiiiiiiiiiice”

my friend’s got an HD cam or rather that HD+ whatever shit

I’d rather not. I don’t like humor that’s based on the humiliation and taking advantage of other people.

HDV

yah

It sucks, but it’s actually kinda cool

Starfall, why not?

do a sasquatch video

i dont know, starfall — did you watch “da ali g show”?

At least occ doesn’t have me on ignore. He got mad at me because I was giving him a hard time about his Borat obession (sp?) (I think he went to go see it that day and had it on the brain)

Duff, just makes me uncomfortable. Perhaps I’m too empathetic.

borat (the character) is the funniest thing to come along in 50 years, anyway

No, I’ve never watched “Da Ali G Show.”

I wanted to do a mocumentary getting attacked in the woods (I’m surrounded by woods), but that’s already taken…

i can get you some episodes, if you want yes, its based on “humiliating people”, in theory.

its based on FREEDOM…. for gawds sakes… lol

Freedom?

Starfall, yesssssss….

Stop that

Please elaborate.

I saw Borat it was lame

i cant believe nobody else in this whole goddamn channel has seen “borat”

anyone see the bond movie?

let alone the ali g show

Borat is one o them things where the first one is good the rest that follow will sux

I did see the Bond movie. It was fantastic.

not yet, seamus, but i hear its really good yup

the best part is the first 5 minutes, which you can see on youtube

I have never laughed at anything I saw dealing with Borat

i saw it

starly, question, Bill Clinton LIED about an intern? Was you offended???

it was 30 minutes too long

Head and shoulders above any other Bond movie I’ve ever seen.

HDV is cool in that you can convert it to 32 bit color, then downsample, and end up with far more color resolution than normal DV

the rest of the Borat movie is lame. If you see it, take a barf bag

definitely could have lost some length

borat’s segment with james broadwater was the funniest thing ive ever seen.

but that’s my problem with most movies these days borat was mediocre

… WHAT?

a lot of funny scenes are ruined in the previews

Duffsterr you damn redneck

mediocre, gimme a break

yes mediocre

you heard me

at best

maybe it didnt grab you, but ive never been to a movie with the whole theater laughing

i have heh

was mongo here?

the closes thing was the similarly “low-brow” jackass movie

DKLassify, sup b-)

well, I didn’t go with a bunch of 6 yr olds

but borat beat that for belly laughs.

there’s something about mary

I never laughed at Borat, which I think makes occ think I am the anti-christ

my prob with previews…is they whip through the scenes too fast

i remember people finding that hilarious

Borat is a *yawn

yeesh, im not crucifying you

LIAR!

WTF is a borat? Some kind of cheese?

he remonds me of a mobile Yaakov Smirnov

HA!

mmm cheese

borat yawners are dorks…….. thx…

picotero, yeah… buttcheese

im just finding it odd that, of the 5-6 odd people in this chan who have seen the movie, everyone’s claiming it was “ho-hum”

i didn’t think it was bad

I just do not find him that funny

not odd at all

i did laugh at some parts

It’s a right-wing conspiracy

i mean, low-brow, yes, but werent parts of it astonishingly funny?

RUN!

occ, borat character is very funny….

but the previews ruined a LOT for me

come on, naked fat guy and borat wrestling?

that was pretty gross haha

EVERYONE IN THE THEATER was in stitches

occ…that is infantile

out of the 6 ppl who have seen it, occ is the old one with a 6 yr old’s mind

it was disgusting, infantile — and hilarious.

old=only

occ, Borat has a longer BLACK BLANK … hahhaha…

Conservatives don’t have a sense of humor At least, that is what the media says

there you go….thats about the right age to appreciate him(Borat)

what’s funny is the actor who plays the fat guy in borat is a well-respected actor

not any more

and there he was putting his balls in sasha baron cohen’s face

Tom Arnold?

that segment was so over-the-top

DKLassify, welllllllll they do today……

astonishingly so

Seamus hahaa yeah

Humor is like art, or women. You like what you like, and no one can tell you differently.

If Tom Arnold is naked in this movie, I’m there

borat reminds me of this new age comedy, like jackass on mtv

and the camera is RIGHT THERE pointing at it… lol

let him try to find a job now, hehe

toilet humor

exactly

well, the difference is, sacha baron cohen is an unbelievable wit

If I want to see a bad impression of a muslim I will watch Al-Jezira

and only a certain type of person appreciates toilet humor

basically, he takes these real-life situations, and plays them *perfectly*

observer, you mean THE OLD MEDIA????????? hahahhaaa of George Carlin ???? and Richard Pryor…. of the 1970s…….. the OLD FREE FREEDOM that WE USED to laugh at?????? isnt that amazing………..

basically, the people who find feces funny

“toilet humor” isnt doing it much justice

Yea, Borat is basically an extension of “Tom Green” type humor End of story

occ likes poopy jokes

Which doesn’t make him very funny

he is, but he’s better than tom green ever was.

Tom Green was good?

those are stand up comedians though

When did that happen?

That’s damning with faint praise, ooc.

tom green had some moments that were hilarious.

COuld have fooled me

I like toilet humor as long as it’s not watered down. “Watered down” get it? ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

didn’t tom green jerk off a horse?

actually it was the *women* in the theater who were laughing

All I saw was toilet humor and infantile jokes

damn if I were funny I’d never compare myself to Tom Greene

the men were cringing

that guy really sucks

im astonished, though — you guys watched “borat” and didn’t laugh out loud? what were you expecting? hadnt you seen the ali g show before ?

observer, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, ………… hahhahaha………. they were funny……….. then as they are now……… george will not even deal with political correctness nowadays……

people like jackass, borat, tom green, bam margera, etc is just stupid, not funny

occ i didn’t laugh aloud a single time…

occ wants to bare Borats children

occ although I chuckled a bit in the 1st five minutes

*george carlin

oh yah, george carlin is really fucking funny ya dinosaur

Hey old humor is in

boomers and their overrated comics

New humor sucks

yeah jackass or bumfights

It’s all the same toilet humor

it’s like when the blair witch project came out, it was like “whats the point of this”

borat is so much funnier than anything carlin *ever* did

DKLassify, agreed

and lenny bruce was NEVER funny. his stand-up sucked, and sucks.

“The Princess Bride” Now THERE’S a funny movie.

Ali G was funny, but his routine is basically trolling people

Any of you been watching this Comic Relief 2006? They havent spent the whole show bashing Neocons, pretty amazing

sasha is bringing back pre-political correctness…. btw, HE IS JEWISH…….. WOW! :O

the problem with borat is it’s ONLY toilet humor, nothing else

which can be funny. We see it here daily.

Look at Tom Green, jack Black, Borat, Pretty much all of Mad TV (new)

isnt that amazing…….

and all of SNL (new) it;s all the same damn thing Sodomy jokes and toilet humor

haha

“toilet humor”?

ya, i never liked SNL either or MAD TV

Borat seems to be trolling too, which is funny for maybe 10 minutes

the best kind of jokes and humor

You make sexytime with your mother in law?

Borat is totally trolling

look, borat (and ali g, and bruno) are funny, because they have a slim veneer of reality exactly.

tom green is no borat, thx

that’s the whole schtick

borat is trolling up the ass.

i think by the time you’re 25 you’ve been exposed to every kind of humor there is

no

and you just stop finding things funny

i dont even know who tom green is….

don’t forget about johnny knoxville and company

well trolling as an art form is less funny when everyone knows it

have you been exposed to Jesus humor at your local church?

you are lucky then :p

Face it, new humor just sucks -

it’s really only funny if you are in on the joke, but most others are not

observer, GOOD! lol

but you’ve been exposed to the Borat humor by age 6

some of jackass is fucking hilarious, but we’re talking the physical comedy

occ again, only if you find feces funny

Like “puppet show”?

jackass is for jackasses.

a guy riding a shopping cart into curb and flying into a big shrub is fucking funny. lets face it.

jackass is dumb, lets take a dump in a hardware store… feces in a stool…. nice..

or beating up a fat guy on the toilet

not really.

are we going to knock the stooges, next?

These young guys can’t do anything but recycle old jokes. WHen they can’t do that, they make some dumb ass skit about some dude being sodomized, or some crazy off the wall shit

the Stooges were HIGHBROW compared to this

the problem with these shows, there’s just no point to them

physical comedy is usually too predicatable, and less funny

The Crocodile Hunter parody in “Bum Fights” was pretty funny

yah, you guys know fucking comedy pffff

i knew this person in high school he would take a dump NEXT to toilets everywhere because he thought it was funny

that was a dumb comparison anyway occ

what was? slapstick to slapstick?

there isn’t an OUNCE of toilet humor in the Stooges

bezt comedy in the world is blazing saddles……..

after the first pratfall piece, you might laugh, then the second one is like “oh. Haha”

what the christ is toilet humor?

No it’s not funny Jackass was a bunch of idiots Again, stupid humor

feces

Trying to get laughs out of being an all out moron

big lebowski

jackass has moments that are quite funny. and yes, its stupid.

poopflinging

now there’s a classic

is NOT talent

I seem to recall Kentucky Fried Movie being funny, but I don’t recall the movie itself… Short term memory loss…

oh, sorry, the three stooges were so much better?

yes

brokeback mountain could be considered comedy

like i said, HIGHBROW

haha

observer, hahahhaahaha lol

at least the stooges still resonate somewhat, today you wanna not laugh? watch a classic marx-bros movie.

Stooges are funny because of Moe’s accent

Gee, let me get see what happens if I get these 5 guys to shoot paintballs at my nutsack OHHH!

brokeback mountain was wild things for women

FUNNY!

they needed their hot man on man action

neat neat!

btw

Stooges is to Borat, like a Shakespeare comedy or Blackadder is to the Stooges

just like we need our hot girl on girl action

brokeback mountain was just…erm

i am watching this video on google….

but even the 3 Stooges are only funny for 10 minutes

and …………..

Like watching family? (;

naw, it was just way overrated like, ok, gay love story, fine

michael moore is on it …………

but it was just cheesy melodrama

3 stooges had a story behind it though, jackass and their like dont

airplane! is hard to beat for one gag after another.

heh.. Blackadder… you can’t improve on greatness.

christ, you guys

good point observer

if you can’t find any modern humor funny, you don’t have a sense of humor

airplane! was outdone by the naked gun films

the Stooges had a *plot*

lol

“and the problem is … the profit thing…. there’s no such thing as enough…” — Michael Moore…….

Hey, let me stick my arm, up a cows ass . OMG OMG! thats fucking funny! HAHA! Who would have though!??

at least Jim Carrey made funny faces

not all of jackass is funny, but some of it is

A cows ass!??

hey, ill concede that lots of jackass is not funny thank you, soutlaw

isnt that amazing…..

but jackass had some basic bits that were hilarious.

thank GOD for Larry Flynt…

occ look, you dont’ have to concede anything… you’re just… “different” and that’s OK

someone could make a 20 minute version of jackass that would be hilarious

you’d have to wade through tons of boring stuff to fnd those gems though which I won’t do

Modern humor

make it basically funny in general, then I’ll watch

panini’s favorite comedians include louie anderson and margaret cho

nope

Oh, you mean running into a wall with a shopping cart?

but Sarah Silverman, yeah

Or, do you mean eating poop?

eating poop?

Yea, no sense of humor at all

i never said eating poop is funny

wasnt that “pink flamingoes”?

and i don’t remember that being in jackass either

I suspect that by wading through Youtube I’ve seen stuff that’s better than Jackass.. can’t confirm that, though.

who was that guy that always wore a hat and gloves and cursed a lot?

i um

It wasn’t, it was two guys spin off WIld Boys

well, i didn’t see it

theres a video on youtube of a member of the corporate brass where i work — having his ass branded.

and it’s probably not funny

Jackass sparked like 2-3 spin-offs

jackass had some original bits

with his full name.

anything else is a cheap ripoff

Just like it, just as unfunny

what was that show with bam margera?

Yea, like jackass itself

this is a guy who has a lot to lose — and hes up there.

Viva la Ba, errBam

hah ya

wildboyz was great because it was the jackass concept, but with dangerous animals

occ, if anything it will help his career

Yea, wonderfully funny

jeez, DKLassify, is there anything you do find funny?

yes, youtube has better stuff than borat and jackass

Not anything from the last 10 years and SURE AS HELL nothing from MTV

i can go back further lets hear what you find funny.

I find politics humorous…

occ the problem is, you’r unable to get beyond toilet humor

old old standup occ

and PS3 seekers too

deep, panini

to you, toilet humor is the only humor you know

at least i can get past spelling

CryHavoc: my PS3 sold for 1200

if you think nothing made in the last ten years is funny, you should go live in 1996 because then you could have a good time

but, there is so much more out there than toilet humor

heres one of my fave fonts….

96 had beavis butthead :p

Kraut-Type-A-Fuck

lol

again, put up or shut up, panini

Libertine, yure pretty proud of yourself….

what do you find funny?

hey Libertine!!

i gave several examples already

“The Office” is funny.

Duffsterr: why wouldn’t i be?

Shakespeare’s comedies

Libertine lol

Blackadder The Three Stooges

you like fawlty towers?

The Pink Panther Classic!

Sarah Silverman

Pink Panther :P

andrew dice clay?

Dr Strangelove Another classic

shakespeare’s comedies? yea, funny stuff

i respect peter sellers heavily

must be over my head

Peter Sellers in the movie “The Party”

fawlty towers sucked

soutlaw, oh, it is

lol

dr. strangelove: overrated imo.

Yea, not enough fart jokes

if this is a comedy, where are the jokes?

;p

(and i even quote the stupid thing)

“Wilder and Sutherland in “Start the Revolution Without Me”

occ…we elected them

monty python was usually funny, as long as nobody does their imitation of it

the only thing approaching humor was the paranoia about fluoridation which you guys probably missed :P

Yea, Monty Python was funny

like people reciting 2 minutes of monty python — stfu please

monty python and the holy grail

but yeah they were funny

and “the life of brian” are funny, yeah.

occ see, those I mentioned are LIGHT YEARS away from you fart jokes

which were these that you mentioned, panini?

“It’s not a question of where he GRIPS it, it’s a simple matter of weight-mass ratios.” :P

scroll up dumbass

just name some shit, christ!

hhaa

inamed them TWICE

I could sit down and watch “The Party” myself, and enjoy myself in laughter for the duration

DKLassify, *highfive*

I would sit down and watch Borat, and turn it off after 5 min.

hrm.. we need a Dexter: The Game… where you stalk, capture, than ritually murder and dismember your victims..

im gonna get some sarah silverman. shakespeare, thats an ocean there, and i ain’t touching it

Dexter was awesome

the Ninentendo Wii seems the best platform for it; with the motion activated controller for holding the knife..

I watch some new comedy, on [as] But I am picky about what I do and do not like

ive seen some funny standup recently just randomly

The problem is that the new comedy, and not just stand up, but cartoons like Family Guy

some idiot humor is funny

Go over the top with nasty jokes

like Mike Meyers

Again, have you seen “The Office?”

They don’t just lay the ground work with a few “adult” lobs

mike meyers deserves his success hes hilarious

or Jim Carrey sometimes

Family Guy sucks..

They go ALL THE WAY and then some

starfall: the brit one, or the us one?

That’s funny, and very little in the way of toilet humor.

Cspan is the best humor

Either

ive never seen either, but maybe i will

the jokes in Family Guy have nothing to do with the story, it’s easy humor..

I can sit down and watch a comedian talk about some gay guy hitting on him for example But the comedian will go further

They did a great job transferring it to the U.S. Steve Carrell is hilarious.

They’ll talk about being raped by the gay guy, the affects of his asshole the next morning This is toilet humor

family guy is basically….as we know…the plot is meaningless, its just an excuse to segue to random, usually pop-culture-oriented jokes

ooh, the new South PArk is about World of Warcraft!

the improv stuff is usually funny too

…although i admit, i have laughed heartily at family guy on many occasions that was like two months ago, panini

God Damn It

TomM– : you’re a dumbass

he lied in a deposition about a civil suit

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Tim true

grr

and are you saying that south park is not humorous?

parts are

south park is funny but the voices annoy me

USM was Kenny growing up

obviously, the toilet humor parts are not

World Police” to be very funny in parts.

lol

but those are the only parts you like

South Park is political genius.

i didnt really like team america the south park movie was fantastic, IMO

team america was AWESOME

I can only handle south park voices for 5 minutes

South Park goes over the top too

south park goes over the top in situations in which its appropriate, IMO

but it didnt’ have toilet humor, so occ couldn’t follow it

South Park is actually a reincarnation of the cartoon that people watched shortly before the fall of the Roman empire

they blew up scientology’s spot.

The problem is the goal of comedians, writers, etc. is they feel to get a laugh, they have to be as NASTY, GROSS, VILE as possible

right

they pointed out that michael jackson is a bad father, regardless of whether hes a pederast.

if it’s actuallt funny I dson’t mind it being dirty

South Park is for people who need Geritol and have no humour in there soul.

they demonstrated the need for change in the catholic church.

picotero: no, that was “H.R. Puffinstuff.”

TimothyT, amen……….

“yo, you KNOW they was talking about weed!”

Screw it. I’m going back to bittorrent.

if it’s unimaginatively dirty, then it’s lame and unfunny

you know sid and marty krofft successfully sued mcdonalds for ripping off hr pufinstuff? the mcdonaldland characters were blatant ripoffs

lol

mcdonalds initially hired them to direct a series of commercials

heh saw borat tonight

then was like “well, naw, we went with something else” and just stole the concept

most of the audience was laughin like crazy

fonebone: right?

a couple people walked out haha

fonebone, did you take a barf bag?

heh it was pretty damn funny

Was it as huge a load of horse shit as it looks like in its adverts?

nah.. it was funny

yes, its not funny. go back to bittorrent.

fonebone, niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice…………

I like the Italian cannibal movies from the early 80’s. You have to laugh in order to avoid vomiting all over yourself. True x-treme humor.

:P

i thought it was :P

cannibal movies?? I had not heard of this genre

Cannibal Holocaust a classic People thought it was real Might have been….?

like Blair Witch?

Like C.H.U.D.? Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers?

oh I see.. I just read the imdb entry…

chuds r real man

No, people go into the jungle and get captured and tortured by cannibals, but then later we find out that the cannibals are actually getting revenge… etc.

it’s EXACTLY like Blair Witch complete with fake affidavits

I suppose at a basic level it’s like that… nothing like the experience though

C.H.U.D. 2 - This CHUDs for you!

What kind of completely idiotic concept is First Encounter ASSAULT RECON? If you’re Recon, you’re not supposed to assault, and if you’re assault, the recon is supposed to be in-hand.

Once Upon A Time In The West = greatest movie ever made…………… goodnight…………..

Also a great song by Dire Straits.

it was ok certainly high quality but I still rate it as bottom of the Spaghettis

fsm?

thank you starly

starly is a bot dont thank it! it might notice you

House of 1000 Corpses was also good, but I’m biased

ah, ok

well anyways borat is funny only people i could really see having a problem with it are exactly the people it makes fun of and who cares about them :P

haha that cannibal movie was banned in so many countries and it was all fake

Any movie that showcases human atrocities completely turns me off.

and it was even banned in Italy

That’s a sign of a good movie

geez banned in italy it musta been hardcore

heh… we got booted out of a showing of dogma cause some idiots called in a bomb threat im guessing they were catholics

ok lets see… ireland - banned singapore - banned

singapore bans everything

Actually it’s exremely cheesy if I remember right, but gory

south africa, norway - banned australia - banned

Same with I Spit on Your Grave

italy, germany - banned

australia bans everything

iceland - banned iceland!

thoise bastard krat censors!

iceland is pretty culturally important

philippines - banned new zealand, mayalsia - banned

Australia PRODUCED “Wolf Creek”

UK - banned

just tell us where it was allowed ;p

haha dogma kinda blew reflecting back on it

eh it was ok

im exaggerating, but i didnt feel it was “cohesive”

was the worst of the series though

US-Male, USA

(im not a kevin smith fan, though)

clerks and clerks 2 were both great

naw

i liked clerks, have to see clerks 2

cool

but i doubt id like clerks that much now

clerks 2 is pretty good.. if you liked the first one youll like it

kind of a boring movie

totally boring

supposed to be all “edgy” but now probably old

nothing happens

clerks?

omg.. no action only dialogue jesus!

yeah lame

and boring dialogue at that

inane dialog

it was unique for its time ill give it that

at the time yeah it was new

feh… go watch the english patient.. that will give you a whole new sense of fucking boring and useless and shittyness

you guys remember that movie, ” the bear”?

no

I was in Mallrats, my claim to fame

occ is really Molly Ringwald

its just some movie about a bear

picotero, sounds like a great movie….. NOT

but it was entertaining

$50 for about 1.1 seconds in the background

which scene, picotero?

dirt mall

haha

In a reflection in a window pane, no doubt.

cool YAH ITS SO IMPLAUSIBLE THAT PICOTERO MIGHT HAVE BEEN AN EXTRA IN A FEATURE FILM everyone pile on!

haha

nobody cares occ

lol mallrats

mallrats had some funny parts

What was the “dirt mall” scene?

swap meet.

silent bob using the force was classic

mallrats hit too close to home for occ

panini = hater

Somewhere around the part where he picks up a comic book and says “these should have boards in them” and puts on a Clerks hat…

he doesnt even like those panini sandwiches

i LOVE panini sandwiches and so do you

of course i do!

Half baked was a gooc movie

dont LOVE the panini sandwich

they’re delicious! half-baked was extremely funny

omg occ is drunk again

and no, ive never watched it stoned.

half baked was funny for about the first 2/3 rds of it

US-Male: How do you know? His typing looks ok.

MrRod, I can tell

its ok, MrRod — he just tells me im drunk every time i, erm, disagree with him

Cathy, the dirt mall was where they found the lady with three nipples, although I wasn’t there for that scene

I have a secret method

US-Male: You can’t tell shit.

MrRod, we can tell by *content*

when he chose pussy over pot was so fake

(although i can’t see any actual statement by US-Male in the last half-hour i could have disagreed with)

ooooh MrRod is drunk too !!! 2 for 1

“No nukes for you!”

picotero, three nipples… that was that Schwarzenegger movie

“US-Male: I find Bic pens both reasonably-priced and reliable.”

Nah, occ’s content is always a bit off.

only half the time

total recall had the lady with 3 boobs

the 50% of the time that he is drunk

Was Eccentrica Galumbits in the HHGTTG movie? I don’t remember.

comes in all aggressive

observer wins the prize!

This one only had 2 boobs

im just aggressively defending “Borat”!

It was a good movie?

occ was defending Borat to an irrational extent

do you enjoy laughing out loud, mrrod? if so, yes.

anyone seen blair witch project?

like this “LOL” ?

Eccentrica Galumbits, the triple breasted whore of Eroticon V.

Cathy, don’t go there

was that from total recall?

Hadn’t planned to.

“yo dat chick with the three tits”

I like romantic comedies that are placed in NYC upper middle class neighborhoods and involve Woody Allen.

Eccentrica was mentioned in the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

woody allen is great

do you have track lighting ?

how do you feel about said comedies if they involve a classic Neurotic Jew?

US-Male: No, but I want it.

uh oh

US-Male: And steel and glass end tables. US-Male: And Swedish sofa and chair.

Cathy = Cathy Guisewite

US-Male: And abstract art on the walls.

Huh?

and a pink toilet ?

US-Male: No, salmon.

yeah sure “salmon” k

sal-bass?

My car gets fourty rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I like it…

I doubt most of you could tell the diff between pink, salmon, and peuce.

occ can

i bet i can spell puce properly

US-Male: I had a new experience today.

MrRod what was it?

If it’s pink and smells like salmon…peeeuce

ewww wait, i like salmon.

US-Male: My sister has a horse. I went out with her to the stable where she keeps it. Interesting demographic. Pretty much everyone is either a girl under 14 or a woman over 40. No men except the two Mexicans who work in the barn.

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