10.31.07

Guess or dont guess no skin off my back But my point is who are YOU to tell someone whether they are bisexual

Posted in Politics at 9:30 pm by Michael Johnson

How about Mel Gibson?

I look almost but not quite completely unlike Jeff Foxworthy.

he may look manly .. but I have some reservations if he actually is

hehehehe

is antisemitism the in thing this year for looks?

I like mel gibson

I could do worse… I could look like Slash from Guns N Roses

I look like Jimmy Carter but only from the wait down. waist

when Jeff Foxworthy had his TV show, some friends thought he was me

hehehe

Yeah I look like marilyn monroe from the knees down

He never set off my gaydar, but then, I’m gonna be eternally pissed they fired Pierce.

nharris noway, axel in his spandex pants and lumberjack shirts

I do my “if you live in a house that costs more than a learjet and it has less room, you jezz may be a northern californian” routines a lot here

That’s right. Rock Hudson was considered manly at one time.

I don’t watch any telelvision but when that Everwood show started I began to get harassed about looking like one of the characters.

I never liked rock hudson

I thought you looked like Linda Carter.

Marilyn Monrone painted her toe nails bright pink.

“Oh, he’s a lumberjack and he’s okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day…”

but then again I never thought elizabeth taylor was pretty

Axel Rose did something to his face.. he looks like he got stung by 1800 killer bees

Cathy are you kidding .. Lynda wishes she looks as good as I do lol

Rock Hudson was ALWAYS manly.

I had to go look… People aren’t very discriminating.

I have everything Lynda has .. just LESS of it lol

Lynda has a vag!

lolol CometBaby

I’m painting my closet tonight. Really, first I’m stripping off the old paint and patching holes.

MR oh joy

Come out of the closet!

What?

you really know how to have a good time

Lynda Carter has a vagina! Just thought I’d point that out

MrRod.. want to come and tile my formal dinning room?

o.0

CometBaby looks like Janet Reno

Oh. I thought you said she Was a vag(inatarian)/lesbian

oh no she has kids caused by direct penis contact

lolol I know lesbians that have kids

I’m considering a new closet light. Right now it’s just a bare bulb.

causes by direct contact too

Mary Cheney, and Melittha Ethridge really? Lesbians who engulfed “teh cawk?”

The key to using paint stripper in a closet is to either have a good fan or good medical insurance.

You have a stripper in the closet?!

yeah she was married had kids, got a divorce and became a lesbian

Wouldn’t it be cool if my closet light worked like the refrigerator light and turned on automatically when I open the door?

she was a lesbian from the very beginning

MrRod you can do that

I can.

they sell stuff that allow lights to do that

it’s not like she became one

yea

well apparently not!! she was married

means nothing

it has senosors but it expensive I bet

she was a lesbian who had married a man not uncommon

lynda carter was married to rbt altman .. and wasn’t he once accused of being a commie? Not sure.

gay men marry women and have kids also

my college has doors that open up when door is open

ajofi .. those are not gay men. Those are bisexual men.

oh rbt altman a commiee hahaha

yeah.. Altman was definitely looked at as a flaming liberal anyway.

MrRod oh my dads a gadget nut. lights turn on and off automatically as he moves room to room. you can do anything you want im sure

JanetB wtf JanetB how can a lesbian have a kid JanetB you got to be married to have sex

hehehe

Everyone’s bi. The question is only to what degree.

can’t think of any guys I’d go down on

mmm… he must have bought a bunch of ‘Clappers’

MR they have those lights that you just touch and it turns them on .. or the *clapper* .. you clap your hands and the light turns on

no those are not necessarily bisexual men

ajofi .. yes they are

:r

no they aren’t, saying so doesn’t make it true

unless it is not a real marriage and has never been consumated

a lesbian, a turkeybaster, and a quart of sperm… done deal!

CB, that’s one way to make a marriage last

where is my husband, I need pop and it is rainning

if he screws men and women he is bisexual

some are possibly bisexual, but bisexuality by definition implies physical and emotional attraction to both men and women equally

and denying it does not make it so

Quart of sperm you say. Me thinks thou doth overestimate thy virility.

and that’s not necessarily the case with men who were married and then ended their marriage and have exclusively gay relationships after that

oh I didn’t say it was MY sperm

that’s a man who was gay from the get go and denied it

ajofi .. I doubt it has to be equal

by definition

best I can do is fill this Dallas Cowboys hand towel

that’s what bisexual is

nharris, what were you doing with someone else’s sperm?

thats a qualifier that someone put in to try to make it something different than it is

hahah

I cannot get the clapper.

LOL

oh good he is at Fry’s

I’m recreating another Saddam hussein

getting my pop!

A marriage can be real without consumating it.

oh yeah.. wherever I end up living has to have a Fry’s nearby

hheh nharris

Apparently you’ve never heard of the Kinsey Scale cometbaby.

possessing characters of both sexes : HERMAPHRODITIC b : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward both sexes of, relating to, or involving both sexes

it is to cold for me to go out

oh my… every time i go into a frye’s, i’m there for 3 hours or more…

I am delicate hahah

thats Webster. I’m sure you can find some gay outfit that wants to redefine it there is nothing in there that says it has to be EQUAL

1a is more properly characterized by the word intersexed than bisexual.

a hermaphrodite is someone who actually can f— himself

EQUAL is a phony qualifier

Bisexual is 3 on the scale.

designed to REDEFINE

My favourite sex term, unisex, used for clothing. What they really mena is omnisex!

for $5M.. I might let Bill Gates teabag me..

intersexed is just another one of those new words that someone came up with

Yeah so is computer.

*bgates* seriously? god damnit

The nature of language is that we’re always coming up with new words.

didn’t ford only serve as president for 2 years?

yeah 74-76

: I think so.

ajofi in an attempt to redefine

ok.. then I have to ask, why are they making such a bog deal over him?

In an attempt to better or more accurately define.

big

Would you let me teabag you for $5?

MrR..hmmm no.. I have a sliding scale but it doesn’t slide THAT low

ajofi .. adding silly qualifiers like *equal* does not BETTER define

wow 2 years and we been oaying him 200 k a year for decades

What is this facination with teabagging, guys? You really get off on it?

paying

It’s a lot less than you paying Bill Gates $5M!

MrRod, nharris is hoping for a tossed salad

Yes. We do.

hahah mrRod… well.. bill’s..special

Ewww.

Cathy unfortunately once people start requiring kinkyness .. they just keep needing more stuff that is *out there* in order to get off I guess. It’s a road that never ends.

Right, the word equal is a silly qualifier. Imagine the world without the word “equal” and how exactly nothing would ever get done.

no one is equal.. to be honest we are all different

Never get into kink, cause it’s a one-way street and there are no turn-arounds.

Words have meaning, and “bisexual” does not describe a man who has realized he is exclusively sexually attracted to men and isn’t attracted to women.

we are equal but unique

ajofi .. nobody is making the claim you are presuming except you. I won’t accept that as an arguement I have made. lol

so once saddam is hung, do we each take a swing with a bat like a pi?ata?

anymore than I will accept your silly qualifier

Some are very, very different.

MrRod.. true

I’m wondering if Saddam would be of more use to us kept alive

You said men who are gay who were previously married are bisexual. I say they aren’t necessarily bisexual. You’re the one trying to narrowly define the world. Not me.

well the law is he hangs

No. I imagine they will dispose of his body in secret and then make the announcement.

Naw. By the time the 100th person got to take a wing, his head would have come away from his body and it’d all be a pulpy mess in the bottom of the well. bNaw. By the time the 100th person got to take a wing, his head would have come away from his body and it’d all be a pulpy mess in the bottom of the well./b

ajofi .. I said that if a man is married to a female and the marriage is consumated he is bisexual, not homosexual. YOU on the other hand, want him to be counted only as a homosexual, for reasons of your own.

they should have ebay’ed that huge-ass bronze statue of Saddam. That would look cook in my backyard

if he swings both ways .. he is bisexual. live with it

I think it is sad he came to this.. he is a horrid man… and death is a harsh punishment.. for anyone.. not that he does not deserve death

I’m saying he doesn’t swing both ways just because he consumated his marriage.

hang him before the Dems nominate him

So is sexuality defined by who one has intercourse with? Or one’s sexual preference? Is it the deed, or the desires?

A guy I used to work with was married and has two kids. Currently, he’s a post-op transexual.

sometimes to keep the peace you have to kill a figurehead criminal

FedUp .. lol. Are we supposed to guess what is in their mind and then apply it?

hehe… i’ll bet Saddam swings both ways

Saddam’s two boys seemed like meatgazers

I’m saying he’s likely predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual.

bahHaHa

I don’t call that bisexual and I don’t know anyone who is bisexual who would agree with you.

I’m saying he’s likely predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual.

poor kids how messed up are they gonna be

if that isn’t a bunch of goobly goop crap

All I’m saying is that a man who is married with children might have been fantasizing about men every time he had sex with his wife, never really enjoyed it or desired her, but kept up the marriage because of societal pressure. You might want to call that man “bisexual” but that doesn’t seem like an easy call.

saddam’s boy’s idea of foreplay involved chippers

he is bisexual

That’s the Kinsey Scale definition.

hahaha

I’m willing to allow for a person’s sexuality to swing both ways, to coin a phrase, and where he/she may have perceived his-/herself to be hetero before, he/she could deem his-/herself to be homo now, and in their time, both identities were completely valid.

What is bisexual anyway?

right now it seems I couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison with a fist full of pardons

Yes will anti-intellectual people general do poo poo the efforts of intellectual’s quest to rationally explain in sometimes minute detail, the world in which we live.

Such a man himself might not define himself as “bisexual” because of the attractions and repulsions he feels personally.

Why is that?

nobody wants “Teh jeff foxworthy”

But I’ll tell you, bisexual people will disagree with you.

i personally don’t think there are bisexuals. they are homo’s sleeping with women

MR according to ajofi it is a man who EQUALLY desires both men and women. It has to be *equal* and he gets to define that I suppose. According to FedUp .. we have to guess what is in his mind, and then apply that as the answer.

cometbaby…interesting concept.

It’s a common sentimate in the gay world also.

I’ll consider a person’s sexuality to be what they claim it to be.

there are no bisexuals

i wouldn’t doubt it

xnomar…true

even they don’t believe in bisexuals i was agreeing with you

Oh. Well, no matter. I’m going back to my closet.

You’re either gay, straight, mostly gay or mostly straight. There is no dead middle “bisexual”. It’s considered a myth.

Guess or don’t guess; no skin off my back. But my point is: who are YOU to tell someone whether they are bisexual? Isn’t that person himself a better judge (regardless of who he might have slept with)?

zosobleu well, since you cannot know if it is precisely equal or not .. he wants to just count them as strictly homosexual. It would be a great way for homosexuals to increase the numbers they claim to have.

for my morning sexuality test, I look at a picture of Jessica Alba. a 75% or higher boner means “all is well”

I think people are obsessed with categorizing people’s sexuality anyway.

LOL

Try Janet Reno.

nharris )

hahah Janet would be the other extreme

The numbers of homosexuals in the world is static.

i’m not even 100% sure reno is female

There is no movement or desire to “increase” the number of homosexuals counted for any reason.

FedUp .. *I* am not telling anyone if they are bisexual or homosexual. We are speaking generally. And I am using the definition given by Webster. You have a problem with that?

In all cultures it’s between 8% and 10%.

Janet Reno is the contra-lesbian test. If a lesbian test can look at a picture of reno and still want to bed with women, she’s a real and true lesbian, and not a LUG.

nharris cheats in his morning sexuality test, since its just morning wood.

ajofi where did you get those stats?

hahaha

LUG?

no no..this is after I take a leak, scratch my boools, and yawn

What’s a LUG?

There aren’t more homosexuals counted in vastly more permissive societies like Switzerland than America, versus India.

Lesbian Until graduation.

FedUp .. I guess that if Websters dictionary turns you on, then you are easy.

Cathy344 never heard that term, what exactly does it mean

Anne Heche was a Trendsbian..

Masters and Johnson, Alfred Kinsey, there have been dozens of samplings that all come up with the same numbers. uMasters and Johnson, Alfred Kinsey, there have been dozens of samplings that all come up with the same numbers./u

haha

hahahaha

I’m easy.

The ones that don’t come up with the same numbers, when you look at the details there is always a problem with the sample used.

alright.. not that teabagging inspired it…but it’s time for dinnage

Teenage girls just out of high school and in college experimenting with their sexuality. Nothing more.

MR .. thats what twobar tells us

No, no, not Websters. Your “You got a problem with that” appealed to my closeted fantasies of submitting to a strong woman.

sounds fun for me as a guy but why would a normal women do that?

There’s something very appealing about a woman who takes control in bed.

FedUp .. lol. Don’t read too much into that. I’m married and I am not flirting

teabagging makes as much sense to me as Rocky Horror’s Elbow Sex.

FedUp is typing with one hand now.

there are plenty of cybersluts on the net .. some of them are even supposedly very religious

Use it on your husband. Pretend he just disputed something you said from a liberal point of view. He’ll love it….

Thinking of CalGal?

FedUp .. he doesn’t need games to get turned on MR who is she?

Well, by spending your college years screwing other women, a college girl’s guaranteed no pregnancies.

She was scary.

Pious sluts?

that is a strange outlook on things Cathy344. sleep with women so they don’t get preg? i don’t want to get a girl pregnant or have kids but i’d never sleep with a guy because of it

lol .. when she comes around it is a good time to put on strands of garlic and a crucifix

You’re not a woman.

It’s an idea.

Cathly .. more specifically, a 300#, toothless, in her 60’s, pious slut. You have to be pretttttty kinky for her

i have 4 sisters and i honestly believe that wouldn’t fly with any of them, but maybe it’s just my upbringing

Now, now. She had a whole lot of lovin’ to offer.

haha

More pillow for the pushin’. And being toothless does have an advantage if you know what I mean.

Personally, I consider everyone to be bisexual, so to preferentially hold to one side or the other during any particular phase of life is a virtual non-event for me.

you can probably find her right now in some teen channel under another nick like “Susie16″ .. exciting young boys

hahahaha I am in no way and never have been attracted to woman hahahaha I am in no way and never have been attracted to woman so you can think what you like, but I am not and never have been bi

I hope she gets arrested

That’s ok because those young boys are really her age.

./whois Suzie16

lol

umm

I already have those parts… I do not need them in my partner

o.O

No luck, huh?

JanetB good answer

I bought a yard of black felt today. Only $4. I didn’t think it would be so inexpensive.

MrRod, why are you buying black felt?

MrRod wears a custom hood

lolol

I’m glad you asked. I’m going to place it between metal shelf brackets and a piece of rosewood I bought to make a shelf out of.

MR what are you going to use it for?

ohhhh ok

lining on a shelf? haha I guessed before I read your post

No, it’s to keep the metal shelf brackets off the wood. There will be felt in between.

scared me there for a min

Most experts and researchers believe sexual preference occurs on a spectrum, and that some people can be at different points on the spectrum at different points in one’s life. It’s totally an individual judgment call to draw a line on that spectrum where “heterosexual” ends and “bisexual” begins, and then where “homosexual” begins. Each of us are bound to have different ideas of what those labels should describe.

What’s the black felt for?

gotcha

CometBaby, i am really suprised this photo printer took the hack job i did to its cartridges]to refill them

yea to undersea cable cuts!

A custom hood.

lol

For what? Your wizard’s robe?

chrisf .. I tried to do that once and couldn’t get the printer to accept it

CometBaby, i had to use a drill

I’m glad you asked. I’m going to place it between metal shelf brackets and a piece of rosewood I bought to make a shelf out of.

hmm

and a my dad’s soldering iron

I’m not into that

lol

CometBaby, my nephew did all the modding last time i burnt the shit outta my hand

metal bracket + rosewood + black felt = hood?

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I got the ink in the container .. but the printer would not accept it.

lol

man i hate earthquakes

No, I made up the hood part.

CometBaby, i say that word because i was on fire

a big chunk of asia went offline earlier

it hurts that much

CometBaby.. I get to go tothe Dr jan 5th.. I have a tumor on on thumb on the left hand at the joint and it hurts

sorry janetb

i goto the dr on jan 5th too

didnt mean to curse in front of you

dehuman, why?

janet yuck

Strange place for a tumor.

for some debridement of a couple of fingers i chopped the ends off of

chrisf, thanks MrRod.. I know

Can’t you take care of it yourself with a sharp knife?

ouch dehuman

JanetB, now i have to go to confession lol

MrRod.. aww no

http://www.paralyze.us/mangle

janet they will test it to be sure it is benign .. let us know

JanetB, i was on fire, soldering irons are not bnice to play with lol not literally but the pain

CometBaby… I know… kind of scary

was close

tumor on hand? isnt that a.. wart?

MrRod.. yes and no no it is not a wart

janet I had to have a lump removed from my chest a few years back .. so I know how you feel.

i normally favor soldering iron burns over over other burns

it is a tumor, under the skin, attatched to the nevers

so it hurts?

ah

I have a table saw.

CometBaby.. that would really scare me

it did

dehuman, it hurts ALL the time

but it turned out to be nothing

CometBaby, on my printer you have to drill into an empty space that isnt documented if you place a screw in it the grounding clip that is in place

A lump on your chest that was nothing?

CometBaby, thats good

will shut off the drm

i’ll remove it for you janetb http://www.paralyze.us/mangle for an example of my work

to the carts

dehuman.. I saw, I will just to to the doctor hehehe

but that surgery was not fun. They whacked off a big piece of my boob .. which made me lopsided for a while. But it evened back up and you can’t even see the scar anymore.

That’s gross.

yah there is a type of tissue that will fill like any wound size

It grew back?

well, it wasn’t such a big piece, but it seemed like it to me.

CometBaby, the soldering iron is to melt the plastic clip off the grounding pin

MR .. yeah .. it’s call my head

so will my fingertips

called lol

CometBaby… ouch

apparently the human body is way more indestructable that doctors used to think

With some women every little piece counts.

JanetB, you ever got poked by printing refill needles? it hurts alot!

I have a cyst… on the breast.. but they said it is from nursing my kids, and onloy to worry about it, if it changes chrisf, no I have a husband that does that stuff

you know before you go into that surgery you have to sign a paper allowing them to remove the whole breast if they have to. That is scary.

I just get poked by quilting needles CometBaby.. I heard that!! I do not know if I could sign that

I was in a fabric store today. I felt so out of place.

hahah MrRod

A lot of older women there.

Hope I never have to face signing a paper like that.

I felt lost and, perhaps, unwelcome.

where is freetrade?

MrRod.. aww they were just checking you out

i need to talk to FT in pm immediately

I wonder if I have to have this removed with surgery, if they will want to remove my thumb!!! I did not think about that till now! now I am really worried

It’s only paperwork. I need a bucket.

janet it really bothered me and my husband and I had a long talk about that. I’ll never forget what he said to me. He told me that I had beautiful breasts, and that they made me very sexy. But they had nothing to do with his love for me. And if he could not touch them, then he would be happy to just hold my hand.

hey CB! New PC!

hi swiggy whoa hahaha did you strap yourself in before you came online? lol

that’s beautiful

i make da bestest cookies its official

prevent lols from turning into rolfs

awww CometBaby.. that was beautiful

rofls that is

yeah it kinda puts things into perspective

I’m off to the hardware store.

or what if they have to remove it, and it damages my hand and I can not use it…

i’ve falling out of my chair and hurt myself a couple of times on irc

I am a florist.. I need my hands!

sometimes leaning back mostly rofling

ok.. time to think of something else

Go cybernetic and have a robotic hand grafted on in place of your natural hand.

is it on the tip of your thumb?

no at the joint

is it big?

yeah, you can see the lump

what kinda doctor is doing the work?

orthopedic

where is FT??

nah - actually there’s a flaw I can’t solve

what?

Some people claim that transwomen have a greater incidence of breast cancer, but I think it’s bunk.

well yeah, cause of the hormones

well, a trans would be taking large amounts of estrogen .. which is known to cause tumors.

Tyco International Ltd. said it has a Taiwan-based cable-laying ship heading to the area for repairs.

women who have hormome replacment, for change of life, have a greater chance of breast cancer

that is not speculation

when I click on My Computer or Control Panel, I get an error message

which is why I will not take it

When I was a teenager, I had a l lump in the center of my right palm, but it was just a wart.

swiggert crap.

man , if you like good revenge movies where the bad guys get their ass totally kicked, I recommend ‘A history of Violence’ with Viggo Mortenson

must be easy to solve

the only problem with it is….

you may have to do a reinstall of windows .. or maybe just a repair will fix it.

the mega liberal wife gets all upset when he kicks ass

have you called them?

and they turned their son into a wuss , he acts the same as the mom

But women in the `Pause have 40-50 year old breasts. Mine are pretty freshly minted.

…. yech

great movie tho. Liberals will cry

Cathy344.,. you are still taking huge amounts of hormones

did you used to be a guy or something?

it have nothing to so with age and men can get breast cancer

I’m a pre-op transsexual yes.

i thought i had breast cancer i’m a guy so did some docs i’ve had a mammograph

i receievd all 20 Bond movies on DVD for Christmas

so your breasts are just as old

it fucking sucked

Swigert, the bond movies suck

I never had a problem with a mamogram

except for the first one Goldfinger James Bond, all of the assholes who played Bond are all mega anti gun

i saw the head endocrinologist at OSU, said there were no abnormal results from a battery of various hormone tests

including the ONLY Bond, Sean Connery

however one test like a year earlier had something off in the liver, but it disappeared said i could take drugs, cut it off, or leave it alone

I’m not claiming I;’m immune to breast cancer. I’m just asserting that I’m no more susceptible than the average women.

i opted to leave it alone

I love them

but you are probably more susceptible than the average man

Cathy344.. actually you are wrong… and medical science has proven it

and the average women too likely

Cathy, at least your not a raving liberal. Most people in your position seem to be. that makes you ten times more manly than most liberal males but then again, so are most average females

LOL

I am a huge Bond fan

hell, most 4 year olds are, of either sex

Got a citation? I’d be delighted to read it.

Cathy344, you can google it

Swigert, when the first one came out in 1964 or so, I saw it, and when my mom drove us back, the Bond car was at a car lot being shown

Okay. Google what, precisely?

it wasn’t really a car lot it was a showroom of exquisite autos The bond car was an Austin Martin DB4, I think

I am not going to spend the night looking for the research on hormome replacment, its effects… and more so for you. cause you are taking more than the average woman

cool

It had the axle blades that whirrled out and the steel plate that came up to cover the rear window and the rear oil schpritz things and the front machine guns

I went thur a year of hot flashes, and refused hormome replacment, after my surgery and let me tell you that was horrible!

what genius came up with the screw-on wheel things to be used for razer blade cutters

smoke a joint and get over it

naww

well there is also data that taking harmones helps fight osteoporosis

I’m taking 0.3 cc of 20 mg/ml every two weeks, so that’s 12 mg of estrogen a month. You saying the agerave women producing less than 12 mg of estrogen a month?

do does vitiman D heheh natural estrogen and made estrogen are very different

the new bond car? i thought it wasn’t out yet

I produce no estrogen

Cathy .. in your case your body would be producing little to no estrogen naturally. So adding it artificially, would certainly increase your chances for a tumor. you cannot actually compare yourself to a normal female in that sense.

hahah yah know? that whole xy chromosome thing

bane of my existence.

A male eunich isn’t comparable to a biological female

bah. these meat bodies suck no matter what their chemical soup xy thing give me a light envelope and let me EXIST

you get the shredder as an envelope!

What cracks me up is when you see somebody ’swaggering’. Its like a swaggering ant.

it doesnt much matter anyway i’m convinced that if you live long enuff cancer will kill you

When you own a meat body, there is nothing to swagger about. You are the most fragile thing in the universe.

and furthermore at a certain point it becomes fruitless to fight it after like the 3rd relapse say

cancer doesnt have to kill you. Life kills you. the bod wears out

many people never get cancer

cause they dont live long enuff if the bod didn’t wear out it would turn on itself

but it does wear out ther’es no ‘if’

its 2006 there is an if

I am living forever

its almost 2007. There is no if

no we already determine that if your body didn’t wear out it would destroy itself

who the FERK would want to live forever in a meat body ? gawd help me no, you did, not ‘we’. Why would anyone want to live forever in a “house of pain” even if it didnt age ?

i would like to live forever in a salad body

hey, dont speak for the voices in my head

its way too fragile

I’m gonna live forever or die trying.

dehuman .. so all those advocates of devil worship out there .. it will do you no good to sell your soul to the devil .. you’re not gonna live forever

meat body = House of Pain

but i agree, whats the difference between eternal life and death?

i go thru a ritual of pain twice daily when i redress my injured hand it sucks

Twobar hides gerbils

Imagine being 35,700 years old, you’re probably not much smarter, you get drunk and some guy leaves you on a freeway onramp at 4am to hitchike home after he picks you up at the bar ?

and I will not elaborate

Man the BBC is such a poor source of news anymorew

Tomorrow begins Thursday.

good thing for you i remembered by fishnet stockings

so many times i’ve looked at a sharp knife wondering if it would hurt less if i chopped off another inch or so of my fingers

my!

cause man fingertips have a lot of fucking nerves

Personally, I think John Edwards is the most sincere pretending lawyer I’ve seen in a while.

Can you imagine if we did live forever but dont get smarter ? You would repeat every last thing you have ever done that’s stupid and Plus Stupid.

Twobar uses the handle WhippingBoy on #HouseOfPain

WTF are you talking about?

Harsen is secretly married to Charles Schuemer

in 35000 years from now i wouldnt be on earth and get drunk i would be travelling between other galaxies with warp drive space ships. *dreams*

Grooble , same thing, different vehicles

i chopped off a couple of fingertips, it hurts, i think it would hurt less if more finger and less tip was gone

Harsen_ secretly longs to run his fingers through John Edward’s hair

i do

dehuman, at least it onlu hurts twice a day

Harsen wants to run his fingers thru Trafficant’s hairpiece and make tender love to it

It’s fake you know

i got a couple of bloody stumps

only

I didn’t get my presents yet!

no it hurts all day, it hurts bad twice a day

harumph!

trafficant is awesome

jhicks.. must be the mail hehehe

go ohio

If I EVER , I mean EVER EVER make the noise that “I want to live forever”, just shoot me. There has to be conditions, by gawd. I mean, CONDITIONS.

not me we’ll see how next week goes

I only wanna live 1200 years

like when Kong flapped that dinosauer’s jaw around after he ripped it apart

haha

hehe

MrRod was in here talking shit about you again last night FINE THEN

Twobar’s concern with global warming and the latest research led him to take a bucket full of industrial size corks to the cow pastures, making sure his children will not have to witness beachfront property in Idaho

ROFL !!!

ITS THE COWS !!!!

YES

pintonut!

sup hicksy

ahem

Kill all the cows so things will cool back off

Huh…I booted myself…nice

or how about…

not murch

KILL THE COWS, SAVE THE PLANET

YES

there, we got it now

its the fucking bovines

BOVINE HELL

But I like eating cows.

can i have the dead cows?

BOVINE HELL IS DESTROYING THE MULTIVERSE

hhehehe

those things burn little holes in your liver

cow methane is also destroying Mars

oh well

our cows , not Mars’ cows

pull my finger

the liver repairs itself

Mars cows create oxygen. Their backwards.

yay!

eheheh

ugh, that felt like an udder JHICKS IS THE COW KING !!

m00

you ….you……planet destroyer !

oh bite me

much worse than Darth Vader

ouch

i do my part i ate a double cheeseburger today

jhicks has vobulating udder/fingers

ready for some harmony? on 3

haha

methane my ass !

you can be baritone

spllerrrrrrrrrrrrrtgurglgurlerrrrrrrrrt oops

dehuman!

hmm. What about bass ?

that’s me

“Flatulence in G Minor” by Divinsky

elll vira see?

a famous piece yes, marvelous

oom poppa maw maw

hah

nytol, lovin you, hope you all enjoyed Kwaanza like we did. Nothing like running around the neighborhood nekkid wearing feathers.

Thank You! Allan Christopher ” Bong ” P.Arevalo ok i’m confused what does “bong” mean in the philipines?

It’s a glass device used to smoke cannabis

is that an appropriate nickname to have in a email sig at work? see thats what i’m thinking too

yes, they’re really laid back in the Philipines

it doesn’t have to be glass but who would smoke out of anything else?

Glass is preferable

gross

PVC not good bamboo gets all grungy

roor

Aluminum bong stems are considered to be a contributor towards Alzheimer’s

i’ll buy that

we’ll have an epidemic of alzheimer’s in a few years and they’ll blame it on pot when it was the cheap bongs that did it

yah i’m waiting for it Undersea cable cut causing loss of service to Hyderabad, Novaliches (In Progress) GRRR

where the hell is that?

hyderabad india

oh good then

and novaliches phillipines they are back up now

i hope it stays broke dammit

wowowowowowowow counting down to New Years….

but lets just say today wasn’t a good day to get issues with recent gifts resolved

don’t be so happy, they’re going by too quickly now VROOOOM

I love my gifts!

oh rub it in

hehehe

jhicks - well I got a good gift — my sister is up here from TX

i know verizon operates out of both, dell was probably also affected

it would be nice if the one that did not make it here for xmas got here though

woop! you girls been partyin?

jhicks - no but we will FRI!! you betcha

but the other gifts are great!!

which one is that janetb?

dehuman.. a craft table

where are we going? LET’S GET SMASHED ON TEQUILA

i have all weekend off

jhicks — oh think we might party here at my place — eheheheh

we are closing the store sat, sunday and momday monday

even better! lampshades!

Does Saddam have the right to appeal his death sentence ?

i hide on new years eve

they have lampshades nowdays?

i live in the hood

alread did

Lepricon — he already did and lost appeal

rumor has it John Kerry canceled all his press conferences in Iraq.

there are ak’s being shot indiscriminately in the air and shit

Janet — have a super weekend!!

Iraq sucks, I don’t blame him

he has to hand by jan 27th

How many appeals does he have left

0

Kaliuna, thanks

sweet

hang

He’s toast Lepricon

i like iraqi justice system

How will they execute Saddam ?

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