10.31.07
Guess or dont guess no skin off my back But my point is who are YOU to tell someone whether they are bisexual
How about Mel Gibson?
I look almost but not quite completely unlike Jeff Foxworthy.
he may look manly .. but I have some reservations if he actually is
hehehehe
is antisemitism the in thing this year for looks?
I like mel gibson
I could do worse… I could look like Slash from Guns N Roses
I look like Jimmy Carter but only from the wait down. waist
when Jeff Foxworthy had his TV show, some friends thought he was me
hehehe
Yeah I look like marilyn monroe from the knees down
He never set off my gaydar, but then, I’m gonna be eternally pissed they fired Pierce.
nharris noway, axel in his spandex pants and lumberjack shirts
I do my “if you live in a house that costs more than a learjet and it has less room, you jezz may be a northern californian” routines a lot here
That’s right. Rock Hudson was considered manly at one time.
I don’t watch any telelvision but when that Everwood show started I began to get harassed about looking like one of the characters.
I never liked rock hudson
I thought you looked like Linda Carter.
Marilyn Monrone painted her toe nails bright pink.
“Oh, he’s a lumberjack and he’s okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day…”
but then again I never thought elizabeth taylor was pretty
Axel Rose did something to his face.. he looks like he got stung by 1800 killer bees
Cathy are you kidding .. Lynda wishes she looks as good as I do lol
Rock Hudson was ALWAYS manly.
I had to go look… People aren’t very discriminating.
I have everything Lynda has .. just LESS of it lol
Lynda has a vag!
lolol CometBaby
I’m painting my closet tonight. Really, first I’m stripping off the old paint and patching holes.
MR oh joy
Come out of the closet!
What?
you really know how to have a good time
Lynda Carter has a vagina! Just thought I’d point that out
MrRod.. want to come and tile my formal dinning room?
o.0
CometBaby looks like Janet Reno
Oh. I thought you said she Was a vag(inatarian)/lesbian
oh no she has kids caused by direct penis contact
lolol I know lesbians that have kids
I’m considering a new closet light. Right now it’s just a bare bulb.
causes by direct contact too
Mary Cheney, and Melittha Ethridge really? Lesbians who engulfed “teh cawk?”
The key to using paint stripper in a closet is to either have a good fan or good medical insurance.
You have a stripper in the closet?!
yeah she was married had kids, got a divorce and became a lesbian
Wouldn’t it be cool if my closet light worked like the refrigerator light and turned on automatically when I open the door?
she was a lesbian from the very beginning
MrRod you can do that
I can.
they sell stuff that allow lights to do that
it’s not like she became one
yea
well apparently not!! she was married
means nothing
it has senosors but it expensive I bet
she was a lesbian who had married a man not uncommon
lynda carter was married to rbt altman .. and wasn’t he once accused of being a commie? Not sure.
gay men marry women and have kids also
my college has doors that open up when door is open
ajofi .. those are not gay men. Those are bisexual men.
oh rbt altman a commiee hahaha
yeah.. Altman was definitely looked at as a flaming liberal anyway.
MrRod oh my dads a gadget nut. lights turn on and off automatically as he moves room to room. you can do anything you want im sure
JanetB wtf JanetB how can a lesbian have a kid JanetB you got to be married to have sex
hehehe
Everyone’s bi. The question is only to what degree.
can’t think of any guys I’d go down on
mmm… he must have bought a bunch of ‘Clappers’
MR they have those lights that you just touch and it turns them on .. or the *clapper* .. you clap your hands and the light turns on
no those are not necessarily bisexual men
ajofi .. yes they are
:r
no they aren’t, saying so doesn’t make it true
unless it is not a real marriage and has never been consumated
a lesbian, a turkeybaster, and a quart of sperm… done deal!
CB, that’s one way to make a marriage last
where is my husband, I need pop and it is rainning
if he screws men and women he is bisexual
some are possibly bisexual, but bisexuality by definition implies physical and emotional attraction to both men and women equally
and denying it does not make it so
Quart of sperm you say. Me thinks thou doth overestimate thy virility.
and that’s not necessarily the case with men who were married and then ended their marriage and have exclusively gay relationships after that
oh I didn’t say it was MY sperm
that’s a man who was gay from the get go and denied it
ajofi .. I doubt it has to be equal
by definition
best I can do is fill this Dallas Cowboys hand towel
that’s what bisexual is
nharris, what were you doing with someone else’s sperm?
thats a qualifier that someone put in to try to make it something different than it is
hahah
I cannot get the clapper.
LOL
oh good he is at Fry’s
I’m recreating another Saddam hussein
getting my pop!
A marriage can be real without consumating it.
oh yeah.. wherever I end up living has to have a Fry’s nearby
hheh nharris
Apparently you’ve never heard of the Kinsey Scale cometbaby.
possessing characters of both sexes : HERMAPHRODITIC b : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward both sexes of, relating to, or involving both sexes
it is to cold for me to go out
oh my… every time i go into a frye’s, i’m there for 3 hours or more…
I am delicate hahah
thats Webster. I’m sure you can find some gay outfit that wants to redefine it there is nothing in there that says it has to be EQUAL
1a is more properly characterized by the word intersexed than bisexual.
a hermaphrodite is someone who actually can f— himself
EQUAL is a phony qualifier
Bisexual is 3 on the scale.
designed to REDEFINE
My favourite sex term, unisex, used for clothing. What they really mena is omnisex!
for $5M.. I might let Bill Gates teabag me..
intersexed is just another one of those new words that someone came up with
Yeah so is computer.
*bgates* seriously? god damnit
The nature of language is that we’re always coming up with new words.
didn’t ford only serve as president for 2 years?
yeah 74-76
: I think so.
ajofi in an attempt to redefine
ok.. then I have to ask, why are they making such a bog deal over him?
In an attempt to better or more accurately define.
big
Would you let me teabag you for $5?
MrR..hmmm no.. I have a sliding scale but it doesn’t slide THAT low
ajofi .. adding silly qualifiers like *equal* does not BETTER define
wow 2 years and we been oaying him 200 k a year for decades
What is this facination with teabagging, guys? You really get off on it?
paying
It’s a lot less than you paying Bill Gates $5M!
MrRod, nharris is hoping for a tossed salad
Yes. We do.
hahah mrRod… well.. bill’s..special
Ewww.
Cathy unfortunately once people start requiring kinkyness .. they just keep needing more stuff that is *out there* in order to get off I guess. It’s a road that never ends.
Right, the word equal is a silly qualifier. Imagine the world without the word “equal” and how exactly nothing would ever get done.
no one is equal.. to be honest we are all different
Never get into kink, cause it’s a one-way street and there are no turn-arounds.
Words have meaning, and “bisexual” does not describe a man who has realized he is exclusively sexually attracted to men and isn’t attracted to women.
we are equal but unique
ajofi .. nobody is making the claim you are presuming except you. I won’t accept that as an arguement I have made. lol
so once saddam is hung, do we each take a swing with a bat like a pi?ata?
anymore than I will accept your silly qualifier
Some are very, very different.
MrRod.. true
I’m wondering if Saddam would be of more use to us kept alive
You said men who are gay who were previously married are bisexual. I say they aren’t necessarily bisexual. You’re the one trying to narrowly define the world. Not me.
well the law is he hangs
No. I imagine they will dispose of his body in secret and then make the announcement.
Naw. By the time the 100th person got to take a wing, his head would have come away from his body and it’d all be a pulpy mess in the bottom of the well. bNaw. By the time the 100th person got to take a wing, his head would have come away from his body and it’d all be a pulpy mess in the bottom of the well./b
ajofi .. I said that if a man is married to a female and the marriage is consumated he is bisexual, not homosexual. YOU on the other hand, want him to be counted only as a homosexual, for reasons of your own.
they should have ebay’ed that huge-ass bronze statue of Saddam. That would look cook in my backyard
if he swings both ways .. he is bisexual. live with it
I think it is sad he came to this.. he is a horrid man… and death is a harsh punishment.. for anyone.. not that he does not deserve death
I’m saying he doesn’t swing both ways just because he consumated his marriage.
hang him before the Dems nominate him
So is sexuality defined by who one has intercourse with? Or one’s sexual preference? Is it the deed, or the desires?
A guy I used to work with was married and has two kids. Currently, he’s a post-op transexual.
sometimes to keep the peace you have to kill a figurehead criminal
FedUp .. lol. Are we supposed to guess what is in their mind and then apply it?
hehe… i’ll bet Saddam swings both ways
Saddam’s two boys seemed like meatgazers
I’m saying he’s likely predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual.
bahHaHa
I don’t call that bisexual and I don’t know anyone who is bisexual who would agree with you.
I’m saying he’s likely predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual.
poor kids how messed up are they gonna be
if that isn’t a bunch of goobly goop crap
All I’m saying is that a man who is married with children might have been fantasizing about men every time he had sex with his wife, never really enjoyed it or desired her, but kept up the marriage because of societal pressure. You might want to call that man “bisexual” but that doesn’t seem like an easy call.
saddam’s boy’s idea of foreplay involved chippers
he is bisexual
That’s the Kinsey Scale definition.
hahaha
I’m willing to allow for a person’s sexuality to swing both ways, to coin a phrase, and where he/she may have perceived his-/herself to be hetero before, he/she could deem his-/herself to be homo now, and in their time, both identities were completely valid.
What is bisexual anyway?
right now it seems I couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison with a fist full of pardons
Yes will anti-intellectual people general do poo poo the efforts of intellectual’s quest to rationally explain in sometimes minute detail, the world in which we live.
Such a man himself might not define himself as “bisexual” because of the attractions and repulsions he feels personally.
Why is that?
nobody wants “Teh jeff foxworthy”
But I’ll tell you, bisexual people will disagree with you.
i personally don’t think there are bisexuals. they are homo’s sleeping with women
MR according to ajofi it is a man who EQUALLY desires both men and women. It has to be *equal* and he gets to define that I suppose. According to FedUp .. we have to guess what is in his mind, and then apply that as the answer.
cometbaby…interesting concept.
It’s a common sentimate in the gay world also.
I’ll consider a person’s sexuality to be what they claim it to be.
there are no bisexuals
i wouldn’t doubt it
xnomar…true
even they don’t believe in bisexuals i was agreeing with you
Oh. Well, no matter. I’m going back to my closet.
You’re either gay, straight, mostly gay or mostly straight. There is no dead middle “bisexual”. It’s considered a myth.
Guess or don’t guess; no skin off my back. But my point is: who are YOU to tell someone whether they are bisexual? Isn’t that person himself a better judge (regardless of who he might have slept with)?
zosobleu well, since you cannot know if it is precisely equal or not .. he wants to just count them as strictly homosexual. It would be a great way for homosexuals to increase the numbers they claim to have.
for my morning sexuality test, I look at a picture of Jessica Alba. a 75% or higher boner means “all is well”
I think people are obsessed with categorizing people’s sexuality anyway.
LOL
Try Janet Reno.
nharris )
hahah Janet would be the other extreme
The numbers of homosexuals in the world is static.
i’m not even 100% sure reno is female
There is no movement or desire to “increase” the number of homosexuals counted for any reason.
FedUp .. *I* am not telling anyone if they are bisexual or homosexual. We are speaking generally. And I am using the definition given by Webster. You have a problem with that?
In all cultures it’s between 8% and 10%.
Janet Reno is the contra-lesbian test. If a lesbian test can look at a picture of reno and still want to bed with women, she’s a real and true lesbian, and not a LUG.
nharris cheats in his morning sexuality test, since its just morning wood.
ajofi where did you get those stats?
hahaha
LUG?
no no..this is after I take a leak, scratch my boools, and yawn
What’s a LUG?
There aren’t more homosexuals counted in vastly more permissive societies like Switzerland than America, versus India.
Lesbian Until graduation.
FedUp .. I guess that if Websters dictionary turns you on, then you are easy.
Cathy344 never heard that term, what exactly does it mean
Anne Heche was a Trendsbian..
Masters and Johnson, Alfred Kinsey, there have been dozens of samplings that all come up with the same numbers. uMasters and Johnson, Alfred Kinsey, there have been dozens of samplings that all come up with the same numbers./u
haha
hahahaha
I’m easy.
The ones that don’t come up with the same numbers, when you look at the details there is always a problem with the sample used.
alright.. not that teabagging inspired it…but it’s time for dinnage
Teenage girls just out of high school and in college experimenting with their sexuality. Nothing more.
MR .. thats what twobar tells us
No, no, not Websters. Your “You got a problem with that” appealed to my closeted fantasies of submitting to a strong woman.
sounds fun for me as a guy but why would a normal women do that?
There’s something very appealing about a woman who takes control in bed.
FedUp .. lol. Don’t read too much into that. I’m married and I am not flirting
teabagging makes as much sense to me as Rocky Horror’s Elbow Sex.
FedUp is typing with one hand now.
there are plenty of cybersluts on the net .. some of them are even supposedly very religious
Use it on your husband. Pretend he just disputed something you said from a liberal point of view. He’ll love it….
Thinking of CalGal?
FedUp .. he doesn’t need games to get turned on MR who is she?
Well, by spending your college years screwing other women, a college girl’s guaranteed no pregnancies.
She was scary.
Pious sluts?
that is a strange outlook on things Cathy344. sleep with women so they don’t get preg? i don’t want to get a girl pregnant or have kids but i’d never sleep with a guy because of it
lol .. when she comes around it is a good time to put on strands of garlic and a crucifix
You’re not a woman.
It’s an idea.
Cathly .. more specifically, a 300#, toothless, in her 60’s, pious slut. You have to be pretttttty kinky for her
i have 4 sisters and i honestly believe that wouldn’t fly with any of them, but maybe it’s just my upbringing
Now, now. She had a whole lot of lovin’ to offer.
haha
More pillow for the pushin’. And being toothless does have an advantage if you know what I mean.
Personally, I consider everyone to be bisexual, so to preferentially hold to one side or the other during any particular phase of life is a virtual non-event for me.
you can probably find her right now in some teen channel under another nick like “Susie16″ .. exciting young boys
hahahaha I am in no way and never have been attracted to woman hahahaha I am in no way and never have been attracted to woman so you can think what you like, but I am not and never have been bi
I hope she gets arrested
That’s ok because those young boys are really her age.
./whois Suzie16
lol
umm
I already have those parts… I do not need them in my partner
o.O
No luck, huh?
JanetB good answer
I bought a yard of black felt today. Only $4. I didn’t think it would be so inexpensive.
MrRod, why are you buying black felt?
MrRod wears a custom hood
lolol
I’m glad you asked. I’m going to place it between metal shelf brackets and a piece of rosewood I bought to make a shelf out of.
MR what are you going to use it for?
ohhhh ok
lining on a shelf? haha I guessed before I read your post
No, it’s to keep the metal shelf brackets off the wood. There will be felt in between.
scared me there for a min
Most experts and researchers believe sexual preference occurs on a spectrum, and that some people can be at different points on the spectrum at different points in one’s life. It’s totally an individual judgment call to draw a line on that spectrum where “heterosexual” ends and “bisexual” begins, and then where “homosexual” begins. Each of us are bound to have different ideas of what those labels should describe.
What’s the black felt for?
gotcha
CometBaby, i am really suprised this photo printer took the hack job i did to its cartridges]to refill them
yea to undersea cable cuts!
A custom hood.
lol
For what? Your wizard’s robe?
chrisf .. I tried to do that once and couldn’t get the printer to accept it
CometBaby, i had to use a drill
I’m glad you asked. I’m going to place it between metal shelf brackets and a piece of rosewood I bought to make a shelf out of.
hmm
and a my dad’s soldering iron
I’m not into that
lol
CometBaby, my nephew did all the modding last time i burnt the shit outta my hand
metal bracket + rosewood + black felt = hood?
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I got the ink in the container .. but the printer would not accept it.
lol
man i hate earthquakes
No, I made up the hood part.
CometBaby, i say that word because i was on fire
a big chunk of asia went offline earlier
it hurts that much
CometBaby.. I get to go tothe Dr jan 5th.. I have a tumor on on thumb on the left hand at the joint and it hurts
sorry janetb
i goto the dr on jan 5th too
didnt mean to curse in front of you
dehuman, why?
janet yuck
Strange place for a tumor.
for some debridement of a couple of fingers i chopped the ends off of
chrisf, thanks MrRod.. I know
Can’t you take care of it yourself with a sharp knife?
ouch dehuman
JanetB, now i have to go to confession lol
MrRod.. aww no
janet they will test it to be sure it is benign .. let us know
JanetB, i was on fire, soldering irons are not bnice to play with lol not literally but the pain
CometBaby… I know… kind of scary
was close
tumor on hand? isnt that a.. wart?
MrRod.. yes and no no it is not a wart
janet I had to have a lump removed from my chest a few years back .. so I know how you feel.
i normally favor soldering iron burns over over other burns
it is a tumor, under the skin, attatched to the nevers
so it hurts?
ah
I have a table saw.
CometBaby.. that would really scare me
it did
dehuman, it hurts ALL the time
but it turned out to be nothing
CometBaby, on my printer you have to drill into an empty space that isnt documented if you place a screw in it the grounding clip that is in place
A lump on your chest that was nothing?
CometBaby, thats good
will shut off the drm
i’ll remove it for you janetb http://www.paralyze.us/mangle for an example of my work
to the carts
dehuman.. I saw, I will just to to the doctor hehehe
but that surgery was not fun. They whacked off a big piece of my boob .. which made me lopsided for a while. But it evened back up and you can’t even see the scar anymore.
That’s gross.
yah there is a type of tissue that will fill like any wound size
It grew back?
well, it wasn’t such a big piece, but it seemed like it to me.
CometBaby, the soldering iron is to melt the plastic clip off the grounding pin
MR .. yeah .. it’s call my head
so will my fingertips
called lol
CometBaby… ouch
apparently the human body is way more indestructable that doctors used to think
With some women every little piece counts.
JanetB, you ever got poked by printing refill needles? it hurts alot!
I have a cyst… on the breast.. but they said it is from nursing my kids, and onloy to worry about it, if it changes chrisf, no I have a husband that does that stuff
you know before you go into that surgery you have to sign a paper allowing them to remove the whole breast if they have to. That is scary.
I just get poked by quilting needles CometBaby.. I heard that!! I do not know if I could sign that
I was in a fabric store today. I felt so out of place.
hahah MrRod
A lot of older women there.
Hope I never have to face signing a paper like that.
I felt lost and, perhaps, unwelcome.
where is freetrade?
MrRod.. aww they were just checking you out
i need to talk to FT in pm immediately
I wonder if I have to have this removed with surgery, if they will want to remove my thumb!!! I did not think about that till now! now I am really worried
It’s only paperwork. I need a bucket.
janet it really bothered me and my husband and I had a long talk about that. I’ll never forget what he said to me. He told me that I had beautiful breasts, and that they made me very sexy. But they had nothing to do with his love for me. And if he could not touch them, then he would be happy to just hold my hand.
hey CB! New PC!
hi swiggy whoa hahaha did you strap yourself in before you came online? lol
that’s beautiful
i make da bestest cookies its official
prevent lols from turning into rolfs
awww CometBaby.. that was beautiful
rofls that is
yeah it kinda puts things into perspective
I’m off to the hardware store.
or what if they have to remove it, and it damages my hand and I can not use it…
i’ve falling out of my chair and hurt myself a couple of times on irc
I am a florist.. I need my hands!
sometimes leaning back mostly rofling
ok.. time to think of something else
Go cybernetic and have a robotic hand grafted on in place of your natural hand.
is it on the tip of your thumb?
no at the joint
is it big?
yeah, you can see the lump
what kinda doctor is doing the work?
orthopedic
where is FT??
nah - actually there’s a flaw I can’t solve
what?
Some people claim that transwomen have a greater incidence of breast cancer, but I think it’s bunk.
well yeah, cause of the hormones
well, a trans would be taking large amounts of estrogen .. which is known to cause tumors.
Tyco International Ltd. said it has a Taiwan-based cable-laying ship heading to the area for repairs.
women who have hormome replacment, for change of life, have a greater chance of breast cancer
that is not speculation
when I click on My Computer or Control Panel, I get an error message
which is why I will not take it
When I was a teenager, I had a l lump in the center of my right palm, but it was just a wart.
swiggert crap.
man , if you like good revenge movies where the bad guys get their ass totally kicked, I recommend ‘A history of Violence’ with Viggo Mortenson
must be easy to solve
the only problem with it is….
you may have to do a reinstall of windows .. or maybe just a repair will fix it.
the mega liberal wife gets all upset when he kicks ass
have you called them?
and they turned their son into a wuss , he acts the same as the mom
But women in the `Pause have 40-50 year old breasts. Mine are pretty freshly minted.
…. yech
great movie tho. Liberals will cry
Cathy344.,. you are still taking huge amounts of hormones
did you used to be a guy or something?
it have nothing to so with age and men can get breast cancer
I’m a pre-op transsexual yes.
i thought i had breast cancer i’m a guy so did some docs i’ve had a mammograph
i receievd all 20 Bond movies on DVD for Christmas
so your breasts are just as old
it fucking sucked
Swigert, the bond movies suck
I never had a problem with a mamogram
except for the first one Goldfinger James Bond, all of the assholes who played Bond are all mega anti gun
i saw the head endocrinologist at OSU, said there were no abnormal results from a battery of various hormone tests
including the ONLY Bond, Sean Connery
however one test like a year earlier had something off in the liver, but it disappeared said i could take drugs, cut it off, or leave it alone
I’m not claiming I;’m immune to breast cancer. I’m just asserting that I’m no more susceptible than the average women.
i opted to leave it alone
I love them
but you are probably more susceptible than the average man
Cathy344.. actually you are wrong… and medical science has proven it
and the average women too likely
Cathy, at least your not a raving liberal. Most people in your position seem to be. that makes you ten times more manly than most liberal males but then again, so are most average females
LOL
I am a huge Bond fan
hell, most 4 year olds are, of either sex
Got a citation? I’d be delighted to read it.
Cathy344, you can google it
Swigert, when the first one came out in 1964 or so, I saw it, and when my mom drove us back, the Bond car was at a car lot being shown
Okay. Google what, precisely?
it wasn’t really a car lot it was a showroom of exquisite autos The bond car was an Austin Martin DB4, I think
I am not going to spend the night looking for the research on hormome replacment, its effects… and more so for you. cause you are taking more than the average woman
cool
It had the axle blades that whirrled out and the steel plate that came up to cover the rear window and the rear oil schpritz things and the front machine guns
I went thur a year of hot flashes, and refused hormome replacment, after my surgery and let me tell you that was horrible!
what genius came up with the screw-on wheel things to be used for razer blade cutters
smoke a joint and get over it
naww
well there is also data that taking harmones helps fight osteoporosis
I’m taking 0.3 cc of 20 mg/ml every two weeks, so that’s 12 mg of estrogen a month. You saying the agerave women producing less than 12 mg of estrogen a month?
do does vitiman D heheh natural estrogen and made estrogen are very different
the new bond car? i thought it wasn’t out yet
I produce no estrogen
Cathy .. in your case your body would be producing little to no estrogen naturally. So adding it artificially, would certainly increase your chances for a tumor. you cannot actually compare yourself to a normal female in that sense.
hahah yah know? that whole xy chromosome thing
bane of my existence.
A male eunich isn’t comparable to a biological female
bah. these meat bodies suck no matter what their chemical soup xy thing give me a light envelope and let me EXIST
you get the shredder as an envelope!
What cracks me up is when you see somebody ’swaggering’. Its like a swaggering ant.
it doesnt much matter anyway i’m convinced that if you live long enuff cancer will kill you
When you own a meat body, there is nothing to swagger about. You are the most fragile thing in the universe.
and furthermore at a certain point it becomes fruitless to fight it after like the 3rd relapse say
cancer doesnt have to kill you. Life kills you. the bod wears out
many people never get cancer
cause they dont live long enuff if the bod didn’t wear out it would turn on itself
but it does wear out ther’es no ‘if’
its 2006 there is an if
I am living forever
its almost 2007. There is no if
no we already determine that if your body didn’t wear out it would destroy itself
who the FERK would want to live forever in a meat body ? gawd help me no, you did, not ‘we’. Why would anyone want to live forever in a “house of pain” even if it didnt age ?
i would like to live forever in a salad body
hey, dont speak for the voices in my head
its way too fragile
I’m gonna live forever or die trying.
dehuman .. so all those advocates of devil worship out there .. it will do you no good to sell your soul to the devil .. you’re not gonna live forever
meat body = House of Pain
but i agree, whats the difference between eternal life and death?
i go thru a ritual of pain twice daily when i redress my injured hand it sucks
Twobar hides gerbils
Imagine being 35,700 years old, you’re probably not much smarter, you get drunk and some guy leaves you on a freeway onramp at 4am to hitchike home after he picks you up at the bar ?
and I will not elaborate
Man the BBC is such a poor source of news anymorew
Tomorrow begins Thursday.
good thing for you i remembered by fishnet stockings
so many times i’ve looked at a sharp knife wondering if it would hurt less if i chopped off another inch or so of my fingers
my!
cause man fingertips have a lot of fucking nerves
Personally, I think John Edwards is the most sincere pretending lawyer I’ve seen in a while.
Can you imagine if we did live forever but dont get smarter ? You would repeat every last thing you have ever done that’s stupid and Plus Stupid.
Twobar uses the handle WhippingBoy on #HouseOfPain
WTF are you talking about?
Harsen is secretly married to Charles Schuemer
in 35000 years from now i wouldnt be on earth and get drunk i would be travelling between other galaxies with warp drive space ships. *dreams*
Grooble , same thing, different vehicles
i chopped off a couple of fingertips, it hurts, i think it would hurt less if more finger and less tip was gone
Harsen_ secretly longs to run his fingers through John Edward’s hair
i do
dehuman, at least it onlu hurts twice a day
Harsen wants to run his fingers thru Trafficant’s hairpiece and make tender love to it
It’s fake you know
i got a couple of bloody stumps
only
I didn’t get my presents yet!
no it hurts all day, it hurts bad twice a day
harumph!
trafficant is awesome
jhicks.. must be the mail hehehe
go ohio
If I EVER , I mean EVER EVER make the noise that “I want to live forever”, just shoot me. There has to be conditions, by gawd. I mean, CONDITIONS.
not me we’ll see how next week goes
I only wanna live 1200 years
like when Kong flapped that dinosauer’s jaw around after he ripped it apart
haha
hehe
MrRod was in here talking shit about you again last night FINE THEN
Twobar’s concern with global warming and the latest research led him to take a bucket full of industrial size corks to the cow pastures, making sure his children will not have to witness beachfront property in Idaho
ROFL !!!
ITS THE COWS !!!!
YES
pintonut!
sup hicksy
ahem
Kill all the cows so things will cool back off
Huh…I booted myself…nice
or how about…
not murch
KILL THE COWS, SAVE THE PLANET
YES
there, we got it now
its the fucking bovines
BOVINE HELL
But I like eating cows.
can i have the dead cows?
BOVINE HELL IS DESTROYING THE MULTIVERSE
hhehehe
those things burn little holes in your liver
cow methane is also destroying Mars
oh well
our cows , not Mars’ cows
pull my finger
the liver repairs itself
Mars cows create oxygen. Their backwards.
yay!
eheheh
ugh, that felt like an udder JHICKS IS THE COW KING !!
m00
you ….you……planet destroyer !
oh bite me
much worse than Darth Vader
ouch
i do my part i ate a double cheeseburger today
jhicks has vobulating udder/fingers
ready for some harmony? on 3
haha
methane my ass !
you can be baritone
spllerrrrrrrrrrrrrtgurglgurlerrrrrrrrrt oops
dehuman!
hmm. What about bass ?
that’s me
“Flatulence in G Minor” by Divinsky
elll vira see?
a famous piece yes, marvelous
oom poppa maw maw
hah
nytol, lovin you, hope you all enjoyed Kwaanza like we did. Nothing like running around the neighborhood nekkid wearing feathers.
Thank You! Allan Christopher ” Bong ” P.Arevalo ok i’m confused what does “bong” mean in the philipines?
It’s a glass device used to smoke cannabis
is that an appropriate nickname to have in a email sig at work? see thats what i’m thinking too
yes, they’re really laid back in the Philipines
it doesn’t have to be glass but who would smoke out of anything else?
Glass is preferable
gross
PVC not good bamboo gets all grungy
roor
Aluminum bong stems are considered to be a contributor towards Alzheimer’s
i’ll buy that
we’ll have an epidemic of alzheimer’s in a few years and they’ll blame it on pot when it was the cheap bongs that did it
yah i’m waiting for it Undersea cable cut causing loss of service to Hyderabad, Novaliches (In Progress) GRRR
where the hell is that?
hyderabad india
oh good then
and novaliches phillipines they are back up now
i hope it stays broke dammit
wowowowowowowow counting down to New Years….
but lets just say today wasn’t a good day to get issues with recent gifts resolved
don’t be so happy, they’re going by too quickly now VROOOOM
I love my gifts!
oh rub it in
hehehe
jhicks - well I got a good gift — my sister is up here from TX
i know verizon operates out of both, dell was probably also affected
it would be nice if the one that did not make it here for xmas got here though
woop! you girls been partyin?
jhicks - no but we will FRI!! you betcha
but the other gifts are great!!
which one is that janetb?
dehuman.. a craft table
where are we going? LET’S GET SMASHED ON TEQUILA
i have all weekend off
jhicks — oh think we might party here at my place — eheheheh
we are closing the store sat, sunday and momday monday
even better! lampshades!
Does Saddam have the right to appeal his death sentence ?
i hide on new years eve
they have lampshades nowdays?
i live in the hood
alread did
Lepricon — he already did and lost appeal
rumor has it John Kerry canceled all his press conferences in Iraq.
there are ak’s being shot indiscriminately in the air and shit
Janet — have a super weekend!!
Iraq sucks, I don’t blame him
he has to hand by jan 27th
How many appeals does he have left
0
Kaliuna, thanks
sweet
hang
He’s toast Lepricon
i like iraqi justice system
How will they execute Saddam ?
