11.01.07

I heard that in condos since its collectively owned the property gets reassessed every time someone in the complex

Posted in Politics at 3:51 am by Michael Johnson

MrRod, yeah I know

seatbelt laws suck too

I read that in Texas it’s legal to have sex with your dog.

they are ruining Az and I do not see how they can ban a legal activity

Didn’t you move there from CA?

MrRod, do they go after you for that there?

can’t a man have some private time with his dog anymore ?

MrRod… actually from Mi

ca has a way of exporting its oppression, when they raise property costs. people move out and expect other states to be as anal as california

I lived in Ca one year, and moved back home I hated it

new york does the same thang

In CA a pack of cigarettes will probably go up by $2.60 per pack after the Nov election. They’ll be nearly $8 per pack. Think that’ll promote smuggling?

I couldn’t live in CA $8 a pack I will smuggle ‘em

when I lived in FL we used ot make fun of the NY-ers who always talked about how it was in NY

why

MrRod.. it will make people buy a lot more On Line

its like madrassas in calif infecting other states of the union

we’d say “go back to NY dumbass”

and thats not right either

hell yeah

way to much goverment control

“in NY I’d be getting paid $12/hour for this!” so, go back

California taxes on-line sales of cigarettes.

someone on radio said ny’s pronounce it “flah-dir”

Az used to be nice, now one came here, and we had few laws

tortus they do Flahhhhhrida

MrRod.. they do????????

Yes.

wow

They’ve even gone to on-line vendors, got their customer lists of Californians and sent out tax bills. So, if you want to do it right you have to go out of state yourself.

same in nevada. some bedroom communities in nevada are exactly statistically like southern ca communities. and they vote that way, and they act that way, and they screw us up

tortus is screwed up

that is beside the point

redfish isn’t nevada like a suburb of CA ?

my screwed uppedness is entirely separate from the state of california

That’s right. Enough people move to Vegas and such and you’ll get a bunch of left-wing half-baked laws passed in NV.

already happening

usmale with gambling and prostitutes?

has been in motion for 20 years

ok.. time for bed, I am tired night all

usmale and desert?

umm… yeah

I know people from California who have moved to NV.

at least with the new yorkers, we could yell them down and they would enclave. but calif expatriots want to be on tv and feel imprtant

why do they move ? Do they know it’s hot there, and no ocean ?

mrrod everyone was buying land near los vegas because of promises the value would go up

They build big houses and then bitch and moan if anyone trys to build more near them.

las vegas,

wow…

at least you can yell at a NY-er and he doesn’t care

I know one woman who lives alone in a ~4000 sq. foot house near Carson.

just say “fuck you!”

It was built about two years ago.

bush is trying to pass a bill that will pardon himself from possible war crimes that is fucked up

Where did you hear that?

well, ca people dont build houses as ostentatious as nevadans. what they do is build a house and then complain about the people they moved next to

CNN

Ha! That’s exactly true.

The Cafferty File

dementia_, what law is that?

what law is what?

That you say Bush is trying to pass…

I know of one woman and her husband who bought a house and even before escrow closed she went around to her new neighbors asking them to sign a petition demanding that one of the neighbors not park his old, beat up car in his driveway.

it is a bill not a law

ok, what bill?

And how does Bush put that forth?

that is so against the grain of the culture in nevada really rubs people the wrong way

yup, nothing works like a petition

giving retroactive immunity to bush and his administration

Rubs me the wrong way too.

unfortunately, ca has lots of people moving here, and they are reaching critical mass

dementia, what bill?

Yeah. They’ll be running the state. Nevadans will be a minority.

especially the fat ones

dementia, you did read it, right? You know, so you know what you are talking about…

read what? it was on CNN

i hate neighborhood associations

okay I made that a sticky ban .. wrong.domain.name won’t be back

dementia, oh, so you didn’t read it, you are just parroting CNN?

it is a news briefing..you know..like on tv

On the other hand, in California we Californians are already a minority. A lot of dumb laws and such pass here because of all the lefties who have moved here from east coast places like NY.

CB, yay!

im contacting occ’s neighborhood association and telling them he said that

hey tt

i know you would never do anythig nlike that. even if you moved to omaha

um..actually it is the torture bill

dementia, oh, so you don’t know what you are talking about then, right?

redfish lives in a “gated community”

like a fool I am watching Haunting on Discovery channel and it is scaring me.

just remember, its all bullshit, comet heh

dementia, do you even know the bill?

“im a ghost hunter!”

lol

I hate to tell you but your lefties are mostly home-grown NY lefties are a different breed

Kill your TV.

I am not good with scary stuff .. I get nightmares

Actually, they’re not home grown.

“im detecting some major psychic activity at this portion of the room”

ghost hunter is real

dementia, what ‘torture’ bill? There isn’t a torture bill.

tortus .. lol

BOO !

lol

occ isnt psychic activity just mental activity

haha

rawr

RAWWR

okay, i fale politics

pretty much, redfish

lol

dementia, what bill is it, what number? fale?

whatchoo talkin about tt?

yes, fale you know, like fail except purposely spelled wrong

CA hippie sandal treehugger lefties are way different than NY lefties

Think of a leftie. Nancy Pelosi? She’s from the east coast. Willie Brown? He’s from St. Louis. Barbara Boxer? She’s from NYC. There’s three primo wacko lefties around here.

besides, i heard it on cnn.i did not look too much into it

occ, I wasn’t, dementia seems to think he knows something, but I guess he doesn’t.

I mean teh voters — the ones who do the damaga damage

dementia, oh, so you are just spreading falsehoods, I see.

There are a lot of out-of-state people here.

without sandal-voters, there are no Pelosis

ny lefties are all about neighborhood politicians. they will demand services and call the lowest politician to get it. californians are more about singing on tv and shit

Ask those sandal voters where they’re from.

dementia, just fyi, there isn’t a ‘torture’ bill.

California

Nope.

Californ-YA ? they say it like that

US_Male; How do you say it?

Hi I’m from Californ-YA ?

is conan obrien tall

“aren’t you sure?”

ny’s say nevahdah. at least californians don’t do that

Oh. Like it’s a question?

statements do not have question marks at the end. yeah

“but, thats how it is pronounced in spanish” grrrrrr we don’t need no stinkin spanish

That’s a southern California thing. They’ll all wacked, you know.

MrRod and apparnetly Berkely is worse from what I hear

Nevada is a Spanish word. So is Las Vegas.

yes. we know

and “hacienda”!

Berkeley wasn’t always that wacko liberal. Again, it’s from people moving there from out of state.

what…are you defending the behavior of the provincial new yorkers now?

right. Hahaha

tortus; No. I pronounce it right.

its nevayada

Really.

yeah all the lefies moved right there, from out of state. but nowhere else is that wacko. Riiight.

you say nevahdah?

lol

yeah, damn those new yorkers with their…er…high socioeconomic status and top-tier literacy

if so, the places they came from would be similarly wacko

also, you say missouah. not missouri

California’s population has grown a great deal in my lifetime.

beer right back

top-tier literacy?

you have no idea

heh.. how does voting no on a bill that gives rights to the president give rights to the terrorists? haha

NYC is wacko. Yes. So is St. Louis.

CA is mostly full of CA lefties. you cna tell by the brand og granola of

well, calif is famous for its lefties

california is really kinda split anymore

i spect ca is full of mostly fast food servers

old-growth hippies, self=styled environmentalists, PETA members….

since to live there you have to have lotsa money pretty much anymore

I always thought California was about half and half isn’t it?

and the more money ya have the more likely you are to be republican… hehe

Left right

yeah.. how else would arny be gov?

maybe but for President it’s been going Dem NY has a Repub governor too

The cities are blue

and it’s a solid Dem haven yes it’s the cities mostly

oh well.. if cali is leftie thats ok san fran is a cool place

I can’t get over shit like Davis ever even being in office there….

its nice to go somewhere where everyone doesnt act like a dick aka new york haha

That amazes me

really… aka the entire east coast

I like it here. Lefties don’t bother me

east coasters tend to be gruff and not neccesarily intentionally inpolite… they just dont really seem to care :P

Nancy Pelosi is from the east coast. Willie Brown and Maxine Waters are from from St. Louis. Barbara Boxer is from NYC. Now, Jerry Brown is actually from CA. There’s one out of four wacko politicians I can think of now. Those hippies moved here in the free and easy 60s and 70s. They never left.

anyway I rarely need to go to LA

i would love to beat the shit out of a leftie but they would probably press charges and get a restraining order being a leftie and all

did the repubs put a poison pill in the bill to get the dems to vote against it?

impolite even righties dont get restraining orders?

anything over 20 years is a native

no cuz they got guns

Nah.

haha

besides, the voters are the problem

You only say that because you’ve moved around so much.

so all those dumb ass women that get beat by their husbands but tell the cops nothing happened must be righties then

without sandal-voters, there are no Pelosis

only battered women should get restraining orders

Yeah, the voters move here and take over.

that’s why I’m here.

not really true jc

I’m taking over

The sandal-voters came from the east coast with Pelosi.

then your a pussy

ahh, i se you have not been to the East Coast

if you say so

there are no sandals on the East Coast

What about battered men?

ex cept maybe in Flahhhhrida

Sure. They pick up sandals once they get here.

right, sandal lefties. A CA thing

Howdy.

MrRod I bought some totally gay sandals actually they’re not that gay

US-Male wears birkenstocks

hahaha beach sandals, that dno’t make noises when you walk

i wear birk’s, but im semi retired so its ok haha

Think of a hard-core hippie. Joni Mitchell? Canada, not California.

they stay on your damn feet! like beach sandals should

How about Richard Nixon. California. General Patton. California.

birks rock… they are comfy easy to slip on not good for riding motorcycles though

`fonebone birkenstocks make you vote Democrat

i like tevas and i ride with tevas. hehe

never buy Birkenstocks

haha i already do for the most part

you just gotta position the shift-lever on the toe-strap

SEE

so you dont chafe your shit

but its more the agnostic side of me that votes democrat

whenever i think of birkenstocks it reminds me of the hippy teacher from beavis & butthead

Timothy Leary? 60’s hippy era icon, right? He’s from Massachusetts.

whenever i see a commercial for a candidate espousing the virtues of their godliness i automatically vote for their opponent hehe

he’s not a CA hippy

when i went to germany on a school trip, half the people went nuts because we visited some birkenstock outlet

im agnostic and i believe is mostly republican values

Name a CA hippy?

you !

timothy leary was such a douchebag

i believe in a lot of republican values

“YO IM LIKE THE GOD OF LSD WOO”

get rid of those Birkenstocks, before they make you turn leftie

cutting taxes.. great… cutting spending helps to though, im mostly pro gun,

US_Male; Look up California Hippy on Google Images. Nothing significant comes up. I rest my case.

though i dont think you should be able to walk into wally world and buy a .50 cal heavy machine gun

oh, I see. You concede ok, it was fun

good god im cold

thats because its spelled “hippie”, generally

No. I trounced your lame position.

MrRod “I loked on Google and found nothing, hence it does not exist” bMrRod “I loked on Google and found nothing, hence it does not exist”/b

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=142663

leary was a ca hippie

he was a harvard hippie who went west with flowers in his hair the fag

how bout dylan? from penn

If it’s not on Google then it doesn’t exist. Clearly. Besides, I gave you 100 examples of leftie politicians people think are from Calfornia but they’re not from California. They only managed to get elected here by their out-of-state buddies.

when you search for retard in google, usmale is the first link — modern version of if you look up retard in the dictionary you’ll see usmale’s picture

dylan wasnt a hippie

thanks, I win !

Bob Dylan isn’t from CA.’

how bout santa cruz fernando von hashisan

Bob Dylan isn’t from CA.

did you know…..that if you type ‘failure’ in google…..the first result is george bush

again, all your examples are irrelevant. It;s the voters, not the people they elect.

for real….try it 0

Who is that?

i just made that up

The voters are out-of-state too.

riiiight.

i can’t remember any hispanic hippies but it was good for a couple seconds

cheech & chong

Fact is, a lot of strange people have come to CA. We have great weather and nice, um, geography. How many people do you know whose families are from CA.

yeah. what about cheech and chong

yeah and they all just “turn leftwing” with no CA influence riiight.

therse alot of bums in cali

how bout moonbeam?

No, they come here because people in CA are easy to get along with.

if you argue CA makes them leftwing, you;re admitting CA is leftwing

In Alabama they would by lynched. Here in CA we just let them be.

cheech and chong werent hippies, they were stoners!

if you argue that CA was already leftwing, you’re admitting CA is leftwing

no hippies are originally from california. none. dammit

either way, CA is leftwing.

no hippies in california unless they moved there from somewhere

hahah yeah

It became that way because of all the lefties who aren’t from here.

also, who cares — dont we all hate hippies? i know i cant stand ‘em!

isnt houston supposed to be the most conservative city in the country?

my son’s inlaws are hippies. from tahoe

right, they all just “lost it” after moving here. Riiight.

houston isnt known for being particularly conservative

have to eat granola and fruit when they are here

if you claim CA attracts leftwingers, you;re admitting CA is leftwing

Listen to me and tortus. We know. We’re from here. You’re from… NY. Or Fla. Or, well, you’re one of those east coast dorks, like Nancy Pelosi.

and mourn the way of the good animals

hahah if you claim CA attracts leftwingers, you;re admitting CA is leftwing just sit back, admit the facts, and relax. have a nice coffee enema

wait. i think calif is perfectly capable of growing hippies

Old Growth hippies

No, like I said, CA is an easy-going place. So, people move here. The Castro district in SF wasn’t always a gay neighborhood. It became that becase gay people from all over the country moved there. It was a place where people would leave them alone.

the place is thick with them MrRod; bah. Deny it all you want.

they gravitated to haight ashbury, when their peanut butter sucked all the ozone out of their lungs

have a nice coffee enema

its a law of physics

maybe some granola

It’s true. I know. I’m a Californian, unlike most people here (like you).

a “high colonic” ! take in a PETA demostration. yes, you are a good exampe for my point a left-wing loony!

mrrod is a hippie

US-Male brings up high colonics and coffee enemas as a substitute to saying, “Rod, you’re right. I’m wrong.” He can’t bear to say those words. But I understand.

mrrod is irc-ing in tie dye

just admit you’re a leftwing loony. Say it.

I’m wearing a button-down shirt.

and has a flower power sticker on his fireplace

Do you see a lot of hippies where you are?

your button down….like, buttons the shirttails to your rainbow suspenders?

My shirt is tucked into my pants.’

Face it. It’s all about leftwing “you”. Your enemas, colonics, PETA clubs, sandals, tree-hugging, and granola. in other words, loony lefty California

Oh, give it up.

are your pants bigbell levis with rivets and leather cords?

tortus; No.

just go ahead and say it. “MrRod is a lefty”

I know what’s up. You’re the Johnny come lately.

are yor shades like, umbrella sized?

hahha I’m taking over, lefty no more granola for you

Heck, you don’t even live in permanent housing.

haha

Condo. Damn, dude, get a yard!

yards are for suckers

i just got a pair of sunglasses that are the size of satellite dishes

mow that lawn, leftwinger!

Ok, then what’s communal living for? What are you? A communist?

how was the last parade in Berkely ?

You’re living in the modern day version of a commune.

yes, I’m a communist. But, no enemas, colonics, PETA clubs, sandals, tree-hugging, and granola

Parades in Berkeley are fine but you get a lot of people asking for directions to places because they’re from out of town.

we know who’s the lefty here

i think colonics are more valleygirl than hippie but, i am just guessing there

tortus; Feels good either way, right.

seems like colonics were not until the mid 80s

see he likes it !

No point in arguing. I own the building I live in. Enough said.

yes, many leftwingers own things. they own Birkenstocks too !

i own all the hummingbirds in my yard they are tuft

No, the leftwingers own it as part of a community. Like in a commune or condo complex.

also the rabbits

and who wears sandals to work ? I bet MrRod sounds exactly like Pauly Shore

usmale wants to wear sandals to work but he is shy

lol yeahh I’m just dying to

what kind of shoes do you wea to work?

pink slippers, why ?

Thanks Rod

all real men wear pink slippers!

i think usmale wears wingtips

US_Male is not a real man. He has implants.

tortus wears army bots boots CanOfSpam hahha

i wear payless clogs

CanOfSpam is easily a B cup.

nobody cares what i wear to work

Thats because you’re a trucker!

tortus is employed?

tortus goes to work naked except the clogs

US_Male pees in the condo pool.

I pee in MrRod’s pool

i am now wearing no-iron button down shirts and jeans. and clogs

tortus; Should I give out candy on Halloween or turn out all my lights and dodge the kiddies?

i got a job

I don’t have a pool.

give full size candy bars and watch the parents squirm. its worth the bux ;ike, 16 ounce snickers bars huge or, those 2 pound hersheys bars

geez, no pool. Some homeowner!

They squirm?

give one to each kid. you will prolly only have to buy 10

MrRod I have a pool

yeah. they can’t say no. they can’t say yes

well. There’s a pool there. I never use it

they hate you they love you

No, it’s owned by the “community.” Whatever that means.

its worth the bux

The Collective we are Borg

Just buy a box? Paint your front door bright orange. See how fast the collective comes down on your sorry ass.

get 20. you may give out 10. bring the rest to your secretary whenever you need her to lie for you

painting is for suckers

Like I have a secretary….

actually The Collective has to paint it

you could have one, if you had hershey bars all along

Have your band jam out till 2 am everynight

Put tin foil in your windows. See how the collective responds.

hah already there the whole place is tinfoil.

Right now I can crank up my stereo so loud that it shakes the pictures on the walls. Can you do that right now for, say, an hour without anyone bitching about it?

actually they are somewhat absentee landlords MrRod yeah if I wanted to probably, but my stereo isn’t that good it might make a picture rattle for a second

Do you get an individual property tax bill?

yeah so, why would I want to paint, or blow my speakers anywya

I heard that in condos since it’s collectively owned the property gets reassessed every time someone in the complex sells. That means your assessed value can increase above 2% per year. Is that right?

oh, no that’s probably “co-ops”

Oh. That would really suck, wouldn’t it?

yeah mine follows the same law as a house

Do you have upstairs or downstairs neighbors?

the condos are individually owned both

Can you drill a peep hole in the wall that ajoin’s your neighbor’s bathroom? (One advantage of a condo!)

heh I could but there’s no cute females on the other side

That way you don’t have to climb fences and peep in windows.

http://www.shock-therapy.org/hotlink.jpg

Well, maybe you’ll have to settle for the obese retiree.

Thats better. POWERED BY ZYXEL

Finally got to one before CanOfSpam.

I dislike not having free time, and when I finally do, I’m bored. being a fat american is hard work

i’m hungry

i need to go gets ome food right now now that you mention it CanOfSpam

-nothing- is open late here. except denny’s and white castle I have work tomorrow, so I dont want liquid shits

You still in college?

ONE MORE YEAR. Yep. It’ll take two. Then goes the search for a law school.

just join a metal band, you’ll lose wait quick and get lots of babes wait = weight

i’m not fat.. i hate all these commercials on tv about people who need to lose weight where are the commercials for those of us who aren’t fat

This place is still open. Too bad you don’t live here. http://www.originaljoes.com/menu.htm

wait mcdonalds still advertises

I could go for In & Out right now badly or some indian curry original joes is nice and cheap

It’s good food. Big food. And you get bread on the side.

You’re enjoying torturing me. You sadistic asshole. Maybe its time I learned how to cook.

eat ramen

The bread comes with chilled butter pats.

cooking is for suckers

peanut butter mac and cheese

That’s what wives are for

Waiting for “The Office” to come up on BitTorrent. maybe I just need cable and a tivo

I could be there in about 10 minutes.

are you going to cook for canofspam?

mrrod and I are going to make something hot and wet spaghetti.

spaghetti and meatballs? mmm baked spaghetti

Heck, if CanOfSpam was here I’d take him out to Joes for dinner. On me. You can go too.

otay! i want to go to joe’s i need a spinach omelet

Does Denny’s do takeout? nah, Im not drunk

they do to go, yah

you could get a quesadilla almost anywhere, and those are hard to screw up

moons over my hammy, man its the only thing worth getting at dennys

double decker burger thingy?

the cat insists on walking on top of my radio, adjusting the station and the volume. i put a phen up there, and she is now finding traction on the 1/2 inch left on the edge

Denny’s does take out. Yes. But you have to pick it up. Some will cook it if you call in but many won’t.

nah its a big ham egg and cheese denny’s burgers are sub par

and adjusting the volume

Hmmm, the Denny’s lobby isnt a place I care to sit while I wait for food.

well, my recommendation would be to not go to denny’s i was presuming it was your only option

we have del taco in st louis for some reason It sucks, but apparently its popular out west

where i live, we have diners, which makes denny’s pointless

Wow they just casted Iron Man Robert Downey Jr

we have diners… but they close at midnight

*

for late-night eats

will be the Iron Man

then that aint a real diner!

if you have to go to denny’s, get ham and cheesegrilled

denny’s is pretty crappy, though, all told waffle house is way better

i like del taco quesadillas

never been to waffle house. heard it was full of black people and truckers?

Del Taco sucks. Del Taco in St. Louis has got to suck real hard.

canofspam. call up the diner and ask them if you can have all the gravy that is left, that they would throw out. and then ask them what they could put it on.

LOL

another irritating thing about denny’s — they have a “late-night” menu, which means they remove a bunch of things, and they raise the prices by a dollar or two (!) on regular items

Del Taco sucks out west too. It makes Taco Bell look good.

a $5.50 burger will cost you $7.50 “late-night” waffle house is sort of a greasy spoon with charm

get a couple burgers with all the gravy left for the night. and a side of fries

I went to Denny’s drunk once and stole the menu.

most areas have either denny’s or waffle house, and waffle house is far superior

and peas, just in case someone asks you what you ordered

I was quite a rabble rouser in my day.

denny’s cant even make grits properly

Once I even yelled at a person that was old.

Ever been arrested and thrown in a St. Louis jail cell?

That would frighten me.

…east st. louis?

i prefer the flip type dessert menus, when i steal menus

The great thing about state lines… ESL is Illinois’ problem.

st louis doesn’t have any good food. end of thread sorry

Who the hell is Iron Man?

get a hot pocket

Whats he do? a comic book guy?

St Louis has awesome italian.

nope

i had a hot poclet for the first time in a year or so the other day

no good food in st louis

hot pockets really suck.

I C hot pockets arent even filling. you have to make three

doesnt st louis have its own style of pizza?

Yeah, St Louis style pizza, with provel cheese and a thin crust and toasted ravioli.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Louis-style_pizza it does in deed!

you have to open the hot pocket and remove the filling after its cooked, then, fill it with whatever your mom had last night. then it will be ok

the pocket is the worst part

Wait its Friday. I bet I could order Imos pizza

its like eating the shittiest pastry you can imagine the fillings are just ho-hum, the pocket blows

see? pizza with provolone st louis cannot cook

“here, lemme mold some dough around some shit”

I only eat one good meal a day

I blow my money on the dumbest shit. I was going to fix my pants and buy some thread. I bought thread AND new pants.

the worst hot pockets are the ones with fillings

heh .. my husband wants 3 squares a day but I am careful about what I serve him .. he doesn’t over eat

the pizza hot pockets taste like bags of satan

I spend my money on guitars and workstations

Man I can’t wait to eat again. Stupid throat surgury.

little abortions in a microwaveable shell

lol

liquid diet?

tortus aye.

I took a bunch of road trips this year for the hell of it.

Pure hell.

No singing for you

you drinking those meals in a can thingies?

nothing like meal replacement shakes that turn to instant flem in your cut up throat.

“bags of satan” bwahahahaha lol

i have to do liquid diets occasionally. broth becomes quite good when you have to do liquid diet

all the nutrients kinda thing

CB yeah, it’s terrible.

I did a liquid diet once when I could barely pay rent. It was called POVERTY

then, when you graduate to toast, life is wonderful again

And apparently you white folk do it on purpose.

that’s how we become compassionate conservatives

heh this cracker would rather be on a grape drink and ramen noodles diet than a liquid diet.

i have to do the brat diet occasionally. broth, rice, applesauce and toast

long time no Z

just have a cig instead of eating

Any opinion on this Thailand coup?

exactly. my thinking exactly

Seems the rich people got tired of their social engineering leader.

The guy ousted was a douchebag. The guy who did the ousting was a cocksucker. So… *shrug* I remember seeing the protests and such. Folks hated him. mostly middle/upper middle class

Seemed to be a pretty simple change of power.

when you get people with money to protest on foot, you know theyre mad

at my 20th reunion, I was probably the most fit and youngest looking of my class…and I’ve been smoking for 25 years

well that solves that

I think that guy was… slow.

well, michigan.

Heh I was thinking “well, #penispump”

Was that DS? Chrono-Z: I saw that too. Did you go to his URL? Chrono-Z: I did. Mistake.

apparently in Detroit stealing AC and electrical wire for copper scrap money is popular

I did. out of habit. Fortuntly I had seen it before

All my jock friends are all cripples now, is Knee Surgery a fad now?

that’s popular anywhere there is old factories

We should give Michigan away.

Michigan is atleast useful for two things. Hunting and landfills.

I heard the upper pen is scenic

It us, but UPPers are some weird folk. They are all scandavian in descent and are isolated. Sorry I spelled that wrong, meds and all.

I guess the vikings had to settle somewhere.

after thier sea voyage, they had to get their sea legs

Im planning a trip to Australia, sans stingrays.

What part?

watch out for kamikaze stingrays

what’s in australia? sand and kangaroos?

the southeast, where the humans are

he is going to attend a boxing kangaroo match .. the nat’l championship match

whatever happened to the stingray that got the famous person last month?

Sydney?

adelaide and such the whole SE coast It’ll probably cost me ten grand.

Adelaide isn’t really SE.

true But its where I’ll start

10K? Shit, living it up!

its between two kangaroo’s named redfish powpow and twobar bangbang

lol

say that 6 times fast

You know in florida dirty rotten resturanteers will sell punched (like how you punch leather) stingray as scallops.

Twobar is only good for three pumps. Just remember that.

Im bidding on Enron’s “Ethics Manual” on ebay

lol 3 bangs?

CanOfSpam shipping will be cheap on that one lol!

twobar bangbangbang ?

but scallops are small round things

two and a half. He rounded up!

not scalloped

tortus yeah bay scallops are.

No, three pumps per bang.

but there are the large scallops too that are a good 2-3 inches across

wow

I dont get what a scallop is. Is it a shrimp? it has no eyes its like a ball of seafood life?

scallops have 24 blue eyes actually

It’s a shellfish actually.

Just eat it and think of England.

like a clam sort of

That sounds depressing.

But with just a huge hunk of meat in it.

goodnight efnet #politics

Online conversations arent very interesting anymore, because you can say “See the Wiki” and its done. good night, Mr Lee

That’s true. But I gotta admit I do love wiki for general info.

I get lost on that place I start reading about Shatner and end up on obscure small towns in Ohio

tortus http://www.cookingforengineers.com/pics/640/DSC_1503_crop.jpg these are the big daddy scallops

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Thursday rejected demands that Tehran suspend its uranium enrichment activities, saying his government was determined to continue pursuing nuclear energy for peaceful purposes.

hmmm, that looks good

If you want something zesty try Clamato chips (http://www.taquitos.net/snacks.php?snack_code=3328). They’re chips that are flavored with clam and tomato juice.

there should be a wikipedia 6 degrees of separation game

Planters had a product called “Nut Poppers”

London, Sep. 28 – Agents of Iran’s State Security Forces went up rooftops in western Tehran removing satellite dishes which are banned in Islamic Iran, local residents reported.

didnt last long. I bought a bag for 20 cents, discontinued item

Nut poppers? Sounds like my ex.

they looked just like testicles weirdest little things

those are cindy sheehan nuts nut poppers

her nuts were discontinued then

do they have 24 eyes?

tortus I don’t think so, being in a shell I don’t think they have any eyes at all infact. http://www.dpiw.tas.gov.au/inter.nsf/Images/ALIR-4YR2T2/$File/scallops_pretty.jpg is a pic of them in their shell.

cindy sheehan nuts had all mouths no eyes

brb, gotta find food before I start chewing on my arm

CanofSpam wiki Can of Spam is son of Spam and Irc member implicated in the deaths of millions of people in the executions in 1964 in bolivia, head of the secret Junta government he was expelled by FreeTrade and assasinated…FreeTrade went on to take over EFnet and its criminal organization.. He is now a Multi Billionaire living in luxury in the mountains of Columbia Source: Wikipedia 2006..

lol

Now I’m not sure of any political connection, but when ever I think of Sheehan I think of this image. http://non-standard.net/images/communist_party.png

LOL

canofspam is implicated in deaths of millions

Not sure why, but I love that one.

If I ever became a wiki article, it would say “Drives like an ass. Bad lover. Likes curry.”

MrRod is wanted in the USA by the DEA.. For heroin importation from Bin laden and Cometbaby is the front for all the moneylaundering through her brothels in Nebraska. bMrRod is wanted in the USA by the DEA.. For heroin importation from Bin laden and Cometbaby is the front for all the moneylaundering through her brothels in Nebraska./b

BBL

No yo wont, you are under arrest!

There are no brothels in Nevada.

lol

None?

MrRod, of course not. nor any Gambling.

thats madam cometbaby to you

Comet haha

I mean Nebraska. Same difference.

Doh, sorry.

There is no such thing as organized crime either.

hahaha MrRod, Hey its where one of the US major Military bases are… no Brothels ? Ahem.. hehehe

They… entertain each other.

I watched some show once about the Bunny Ranch, it was insane how much it costed for their *ahem* services.

people in nevada are not squeamish about sex

Ahh One of those kind, dont ask dont tell, Go husk corn in Nebraska uAhh One of those kind, dont ask dont tell, Go husk corn in Nebraska/u

nfl predictions?

Actually, they dropped the don’t ask/don’t tell thing. They need soldiers, gay or otherwise.

Supply and demand I suppose, but for $1,000+ I’m pretty sure I could just buy a bar fly enough booze to get the deed done.

in some states, sex is not a commodity.

NFL, Yeap the national Fillipino Liberation front will win the electiosn

It is in Nevada.

yes

starlit the Carolina Panthers flop.

Its not ? I just bet 10k on Sex futures

Really, it is in every state (except maybe Utah).

In Utah you just marry 100 teens and let them all draw welfare, then you have free sex.

sex is done in all the states, but it is only a commodity in some states

tortus except in the married state!

Sex is not dont in California. its really a virgin State.. My wife and I got pregnant twice in Nevada.

Tomorrow is Friday night. Time to go cruising for chicks on MacArthur Blvd in Oakland.

Its illegal to have sex in California Crime. MrRod, Chicks with ***** You have to be careful

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