11.29.07
er wouldnt someone whos a cumpulsive eater just loosen it all the way and pig out
boredly
k light duty tnite I been shopping for a cheap laptop found one Compaq Evo N610c P 4 M 2.4Ghz 512MB 40GB CDRWDVD Laptop
how muc h
247 bux
were
wow, thts a good price
ebay baby
not that good a price for that config
just got to wait
hey
what, the 40gb ?
for what it is it aint bad I looked all day
im not too familiar with compaq laptops though
on BF you could have bought it for about the same new
all most bought a toshiba eariler
it’s too bad laptop components and cases can’t be standardized form facotrs like PCs it’d be nice to be able to buy the components to build a custom one
best buy had them for 399 it is a gift
KoBushi, heck no - that’s why the prices are higher
and I know it will get kicked around
I saw a company that sell laptop cases bulid your own
bb had sony vaios going for 300 as well….of course they sold out in 10 minutes
but it was expensive
_3Josephs that’s why laptop prices are higher? or PC prices?
vasili0s when
black friday
KoBushi, part of the reason - same reason compaq used non-standard parts for so many years
I wanted under 300 bux and I got it
_3Josephs well I care more about quality than price overall _3Josephs so, I’d much prefer to custom choose components
Ko if it is for me I do too
but, not gonna happen with laptops
KoBushi, so do many folks - eventually it’ll happen more with laptops (already has to some degree - memory, hd’s, wifi - are mostly standard)
I never buy name brand computers PC’s for myself
yeah but the most important component… the motherboard, can’t be picked
KoBushi, yep, or screens
all of the large comp makes use shitass motherboards
I cleaned my computer a couple of weeks ago
even Alienware, and they are supposed to be top end
A las diez y 25 minutos de la noche, desde el Balcón del Pueblo, el presidente Hugo Chávez, festejó con sus seguidores y funcionarios del gobierno la reelección para un nuevo periodo de seis años//
I bought my mb and hate it
chavez said he won he just spoke
Intel D945Psn
Swigert hosed off his computer after pouring a gallon of Drano into it
SweetLeaf well, the is always the chance of making a poor choice 
lol
Twobar!!!
it defaults to ide drive for master drive one
hi
why hasn’t there been a British computer?
cant make sata master drive
Swigert quipped, “Hell, after all that pr0n, my computer needs some dam cleaning !!”
yea we don’t speak your native tounge
because they can’t find a way for it to leak oil!
hahaha !! Swig that’s great
just use extented partition on ide and when pc see active partition on sata it should boot that drive
how’s this for efficiency = my christmas shopping and cards are DONE
Limies should stick to Rolls Royce
I truly need a new PC = mine is showing its age
Swigert, not bad, but mine was done without lifting a finger. I didn’t buy anything for anybody, same as every year.
I got sum rolls royce hub caps to sell
bah humbug My wife takes care of it all
well then, to truly offend you: Merry Christmas
I have to get her to stop Swigert, Christmas is “offend a liberal day” We need to make christmas the official “Offend A Liberal Today” Day
but isn’t every day “offend a liberal day”?
Swigert yep. When you exhale, you offend a liberal, because you are helping to destroy our earth mother
I mean aren’t liberals always angry about something?
beat a lib with a cross heh
We need to have “Slap the shit out of a liberal Day”
if liberals jacked up taxes to 200% would they be happy? uh, that SHOULD be every day
Swigert, no. 300 would be better.
if they hate it so much give um sum
Nov 24 was “Buy Nothing Day”
Liberals Will NEVER be happy.
so why do we care what they think?
Nothing will make them satisified. because there will always be something to be offended about or bitch about or whine about its called “human nature” Swigert, we dont. Except when it comes time to vote
remember when we were preparing to invade Iraq how the liberals said North Korea should be, not “sweet, innocent Iraq”
I just wish there was a liberal who could defend this inanity with some logic
Liberals beleave all this utopian bullshit they make movies about the world being at peace shit I cant get along with my brother let alone another country
someone who could debate it
Twobar = DREAMING
SweetLeaf yep. Human nature. It’s become far too easy to kick any liberal’s ass in debate, over the years.
what the fuck would humans do if we had peace all the time
human nature would apply to the other side too, wouldnt it ? or are they running on duracells ?
SweetLeaf, we CANT have peace ‘all the time’. Not until we evolve out of what we are now
I think we will grow antennae and become sensitive
Well Twobar maybe we had peace when we were slugs
SweetLeaf, yes. We had ‘World Slug Peace’ , I think
our heads will be enormous, with almond-shaped eyes
US, yes. If only we had vibrating antennae to make us more sensitive to the plight of ……..[fill in blank]
But then some asshole was putting us on a hook to catch fish
and suction cups on our foreheads
and a huge penis hanging off our forehead with dangling nadz to obscure our vision
Twobar we will be able to literally “feel others’ pain”
hahahaha
hey does this sound good … To whom this may concern: Responding to the classified, regarding a position in Networking Adminastration. I Attached, my resume. …
and we will have two extra hands for groping
yes, more gropeage
Does this sound mean
groping and feeling pain
yes, exactly. I call that “evolving”
me too now THAT’S evolution
aye. That’s some dam evolution right there.
mmm groping
maybe a few extra legs we can grope with our legs too
and backup genitalia
when we run out of hands
yes, I want a 2nd penis
yes, backup genitialia. I like that.
one which is slightly smaller, and located directly above my current one
gop, normally a cover letter has a bit more info than that
redundant systems, as it were
_3Josephs like what
Say, I’d like to have another penis , but in the back. I think that would make me the middle man in “Brokeback Mountain”.
make doggy style more fun
doh
gop, I would try to highlight anything in my background that relates to 1) their company or 2) the details of the job in the ad
Why not have your cake and eat it too. If evolution is going to take place, it ought to make something more fun
Twobar read about ” backup genitialia ” today in Cosmo.
Tailor, Cosmo is metrosexual
back it onnnn up!
back heem up, mang I need a front-activation button and over-moulded grips and an extra set of batteries
metrosexual is homosexual tb
dam right, Rob. Either that, or its a very confused straight guy who thinks he wants tobe gay
it is?
like Timur !!!!
I thought it was just a style of dress
homosexual lite
light n airy, like Twobar
Timur’s ’style of dress’ is like Mrs. Cleaver’s , back in the fifties
well, when he wears a tutu, anyway
Timur dam right
nah it isn’t just a style of dress
Twobar actually dusts better
it is a “lifestyle” choice
when in his French maid outfit
Diet Homosexual… much like the real thing, but with a different taste
“ball gowns” are not kilts…
heheheh well, I think I do dust better, when I can flit around the house and sashay around and pretend I’m Tinkerbell yeeehaw !
you are tinkerbell though
http://www.blackfive.net/main/2006/08/us_army_infantr.html
CryArvach is so politically correct, that if he was in a burning building, he would want to be rescued by the 120 pound female fire fighter, to show how politically correct he is, even if she had to drag him down the stairs, head thumping on each step, as she wasn’t strong enough to carry him DS get back here, swine
most ofus would be happy to have ANY firefighter show up
Swigert, there is that.
professional heroes I had the honor to see the new FDNY memorial at Ground Zero
Swigert, yes, but still limited by political correctness
they’ll win
Twobar, Stewart saw you were in Tinkerbell mode and freaked out
Tailor, bah. He just needs a good beating. America is so racist, we won’t even allow Hezbollah to come in here and take over
I imagine those FDNY fire trucks racing to the WTC on 9/11 - each man with a lump in their throats, but determined to save as many as possible
LONDON, England (Reuters) — When British finance minister Gordon Brown stands up to make his pre-budget speech next week, aging rockers Cliff Richard, The Beatles and The Rolling Stones might do well to tune in. Not normally the stuff of rock’n'roll, Wednesday’s address looks set to reject music industry calls for an extension of copyright on sound recordings to 95 years from 50, meaning veteran acts’ early hits could soon be free for all to use.
I visited the New York State Museum today
that’s cool
Lupine hehe
saw the wtc exhibit
I was there in 2002
reading a blog by Lebanese
it was horrible… i was in shock and i don’t shock easily
more stuff than what’s on the news, seems what’s there
go to Ground Zero
there was a fire truck all managled and shit
where is it, Albany?
yes
oh…
in empire state plaza
yeah - next to the space-age NElson Rockefeller Empire State Plaza
yea the worst idea for a building ever “The Egg”
yeah there is that
what an eyesore
chavez won
they had fireworks today yeh!
chavez won landslide
Leave it to a G D bureaucrat to design a building. Or worse, a fleet of them.
but the WTC was no architectual spectacle - it was boring. But i’d do anything to bring them back, and the people inside
are you suprised?
RobVanDam nope
fleet of bureaucrats
the poor supported him landslide
actually it was architectually spectactular two 100 story buildings with no internal support all external walls
I thought you said it was the worst idea ever
the buildings can go, but the people must return
its ‘jackanapes, not jacknapes
huh?
if you wish to know the real word Rob, not you
A Marine said to his general after 9/11 = “General, this will be a hell of a war. They want to die, and we want to kill them!”
I meant that at nate46
No, you d idn’t
yes I did
San Francisco has literally banned the rubber duckey. http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1565564,00.html
San Francisco has literally banned the rubber duckey.
ROFL Liberals.
night folks
nite timur
bai!
twobar h;ave no idea what u are talking about
MIAMI - More than 380 passengers and crew aboard the world’s largest cruise ship were sickened by a virus during a seven-day Caribbean cruise, cruise officials said Sunday nate46 nate46 (Jacknapes@75.67.38.220)
geez, my mom wants us to take a cruise in Europe this summer = now i’m having concerns
JackNapes. I merely mentioned, nate46, that the real term is “jackanapes” its nothing at you personally, just a comment An Italian company with a blemished history has quietly purchased the U.S. firm that operates the California lottery, and lawmakers want to know why the acting lottery director agreed to continue the contract without consulting them or the state’s attorney
it is no big deal…viruses get people sick all the time on cruise ships
6pm: Tibisay Lucena, director of CNE, has just informed that Hugo Chavez won the election with 5,936,141 of votes, results arrived at after 78% of voting centres have been tallied. Manuel Rosales got 3,715,292 votes according to Lucena. People close to the campaign of Rosales informed me just before the announcement that Rosales did not have enough
gawd. Our politicians, right on top of the situation SALEM - A north Portland man stole a handgun from a gun show held at the State Fairgrounds Saturday, and then took off on foot, police said. But he didn’t make it far. Several witnesses chased down the man, who is currently on post-prison supervision related to robbery and aggravated theft convictions, and helped security guards catch him.
oppostion lost by 2220849
the gun made him do it
Lupine| chavez won
how is a man supposed to pursue his chosen withjout the proper tools
under such oppressive regimes, they always win
Now this is fucking scary…… “WASHINGTON - Justice Stephen G. Breyer says the Supreme Court must promote the political rights of minorities and look beyond the Constitution’s text when necessary to ensure that “no one gets too powerful.” **SNIP** In his interview, Breyer argued that in some cases it wouldn’t make sense to strictly follow the Constitution because phrases such as “freedom of speech” are vague.
How is is it posible that Rosales had 1/4-1/3 of his supporters in one avalancha. I do not get it!!!!
which of course, is what we have been saying…dont let a liberal into the SC
OMFG! in a sane world, that would be an impeachable offense
They already destroyed our property rights with their last insane vote on that subject
what did you think of Bush’s appoitnment of John Roberts?
Lupine exactly
At least there were 4 million who had the guts to raise their voices and defend what they truly believe.
Swigert, the jury is still out on him. not enough data
Twobar, not in texas they didn’t.
YO damn its 7pm, i just woke up
You’ll be up all night
Lupine| Chavez has had years to pefect fraud…he controls all levers of power…it’s a revolution…revolutions don’t follow democratic rules.
he seemed to me to be an immensely qualified candidate
yeah hopefully not twobar
Swigert, this slimeball Breyer is ‘qualified’, too. Cant trust any of them.
well once they’re on the bench, they can’t be removed
No blind trust, when it comes to anybody with the monstrous power that being a high level bureaucrat or judge brings.
Appoint me, I will… er… vote on stuff good.
nothing in the constitution preventing Roberts from giving Breyer a public ass kicking
so.. did chavez win or lose?
Lupine exactly
God Bless America
Libertine he won
Twobar: damn..
god bless california
America = a country designed by geniuses so it could be run by idiots; Canada = a country designed by idiots and run by idiots
canada is a great country
that is not dislike the Florida State SC ruling on the 2000 election.. basically “Damn the constitution and law.. we’re ruling how we _want to_”
Lupine| there has been fraud in Venezuela. I do not believe the results, why did it take 5 hours if the voting is electronic???!
Canada blows
The founding fathers knew that we could be destroyed from within by scum, as is happening, and put the onus onto the citizen to keep that from happening. We have failed in our duty and our “leaders” are fracturing the country and going in the wrong direction on everything.
Tibisay just said Chavez 61% Rosales 39%
earth = a rock full of idiots
The great thing about the US is that whether you are a theist or an atheist, a liberal or a conservative, all the founding fathers beleived everything you do! At least that’s what the Internet tells me.
America has a lot of resiliency
As I left the consulate I was told by one of the testigos de mesa (he was callling various org. in Venezuela) that Rosales was 10% ahead of Chavez and that the govt. was even showing a 9% advantage of Rosales.
The most common thing in the Universe. that, and hydrogen
yaakov also believes that porn stars want him, because of the internet
hahaha
yaakov believes the pron stars lust after his 2″ chode
Yaakov will be starring opposite John Kerry in ‘Brokeback Mountain 2″
did you bring a horse for me? Twobar will be starring as James Bond
Listen, Tuba, don’t make me come over there.
last night at my poker game there was a guy who had just eaten two 8ths of shrooms…for 6 hours he didnt say one single word lol, cept the occasional laugh for no reason
Tuba…hehe
Mi amigo tells me that the Trujillo bus — with same plate numbers — showed up in Mendoza, Trujillo and its occupants voted again.
twobar talks about gayness a little too much…
people in busses going for polling station to polling station voting more then once
it is a fantasy of his to one day be free to pull a neil patrick harris
thier is fraud in venzula I am sure of it big time time
you’re gay?
http://www.myspace.com/tefuiste
the funniest shit is people ive met who
as sure as you can spell “venzula” correctly or even close to the pronounciation?
‘use’ to be gay
nope tb is
but now found god so they arent gay that shit cracks me up
nytol
oh
you know whats funny, i have a cousin who is gay and his last two boyfriends were pastors at churches…go figure
Purpdank_ jesus can save you from the peenis
not suprising
i dont like it though rvd, pretty hypocritical
what do you expect?
heh true A Redding doctor who specializes in medical marijuana is suing the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration and other agencies for sending informants and undercover agents to his office posing as patients.
obsession for pot news.
AHAHAHHAHAHAH RUN !!!!!! http://www.break.com/index/westboro_baptist_church_chased_away.html
nah randym i post what i read, earlier i talked about guns for 2 hours
2 hours compared to 22 hours of pot news
20 fool get it right eorge Bush has a history of long-overdue U-turns. He waited until he woke up, hung over, one morning at 40 before giving up booze cold. He fought the idea of a homeland-security agency for eight months after 9/11 and then scampered aboard and called it his idea.
http://haganah.org.il/harchives/005784.html It appears that Commandante Teodoro, self-appointed chief of Hizballah in Latin America, has outlived his usefulness to Chavez & Co. a href=”http://haganah.org.il/harchives/005784.html”http://haganah.org.il/harchives/005784.html/a It appears that Commandante Teodoro, self-appointed chief of Hizballah in Latin America, has outlived his usefulness to Chavez & Co.
you know everyone outside of california also talks about how we have earthquakes and shit but i was thinking today, we have very few earthquakes compared to natural disasters in the rest of america we have way more fires than earthquakes the last big earthquake i was in was about 17 yrs ago in 89
No, there are many more earthquakes, they are just small.
The big thing about earthquakes is there isn’t much warning for the big ones.
well its not a disaster if you cant even feel it or it has no impact
Calfornia also has lots of landslides.
yeah true picotero yup tailor
There’s no reason for anyone to be harmed in a hurricane, tornado, blizzard, etc.
earthquakes arent really a big deal though here…my buddy who just moved from ohio was scared shitless when he moved out here but then i told him we rarely have a big earthquake and he suprised
allahu akhbar!
picotero i dunno about that, thousands die in them each year
god bless allah
Not for good reason
eh, depends
jews are pillaging innocent palestinians and raping their children
m-hussein .. tell us all about it
m-hussein, 3you are devoiced (Requested by TheTailor )
aww let him talk
we should put explosives on the san andreas faultline
i wanted to see what he had to say
http://internet-haganah.com/harchives/005763.html — good god
and evacuate the people hmmm perhaps m-hussein: what is a palestinian?
Timur you here
I can choose to take a risk and brave a severe thunderstorm, but I can always know it’s coming and hide in a basement or some concrete building
TheTailor did you see the video of Twobar’s pissed off hampster?
How does this sound Lupine| Responding to the classified, regarding a position in Networking Adminastration. My Education and pior work, in support of Macintosh Computers, provide what your are asking for.
Lupine|, I missed it
i like when i hang out with my indian friends and then my american friends are like ‘dude why do you hang out with middle eastern people’…they seriously think india is part of the middle east, its pretty funny seeing how uneducated some people are
hahah firefox crashed Purpdank_ hhahahaha
TheTailor http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUzqLg0dHrQ
and they probally think he is mulism
stupid right gop ? proally
well not stupid just uneducated
indians have VERY little in common with people in the middle east, except for their skin color
stupid would be to do some action
they dont talk the same, dress the same, eat the same, worship the same, nothing
Purpdank_ and also that they dislike muslim they don’t get along
gop well ive seen a lot of my friends talk shit about indian people, and call them terriosts
indians don’t get along with pakis well the older indians not young crowd
not usually no yeah i was bout to say, theres a paki at my work
indians, dislike pakis
and he gets along fine with the indians at work
but older ones
although they do call him ‘fob’…fresh off the boat
like grandmothers and grandfather types don’t haahhahah
any native americans here?
Latin America is fast becoming a place where people choose to vote away their liberties in the name of a sense of social justice.
i was born and raised in america, so yeah
who said that iLife was better tan plain-old MS Paint? http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1728017
Lupine| he had to had a tablet pc, or those tablet drawing boards
that was a stupid answer
they’re extinct.
you can’t do that with a mouse look at how fast he going
time 2 smoke
naw, that is speeded up obviously
dam wow that guy is good Lupine| could you do that but that was not a mouse wow he has lot of time on his hand Lupine| wow he good but can he do that in superpaint
evening DS
hi, kal@ !
Darkly Dreaming Dexter
We on the small side of a split?
DS — cold here tonight dunno just got here…
Kal, yes, it turned winter here too… bitter at dusk
like 10 degrees here at most… so far not TOO windy…
DStewart, 151 users not enough for you?
3J - cold enough for you?
Kaliuna, I want snow! 
ehh I told you what to do - you didn’t want to - so ya you want snow — I don’t believe you more
Rosales on TV. He is conceding his defeat saying he is a democrat, thanks the voters for what they did. He says teh Government took advantage of the state’s resources, but he occupied the required spaces. He says he will continue to carry the flag of this fight the oppostion conceding
he lost fair and square
He says he has reviewed the exit polls, quick counts and revision of the tallies and that he will continue, but that the difference announced by the CNE is smaller than what was announced and he will show it.
dude, chavez won deal with it
He recognizes the loss, but will continue the fight until he wins and implements the true redistribution of wealth and the defense of his ideas. any ways the oppostion guy was leftist he wanted to take from the rich give to the poor He reminds the Government that there are 26 million Venezuelans and will start the new fight tomorrow. what do you exepect in south america thier always fraud and you can elect a true consertive in venzula
not in cuba venzula? wtf is venzula?
there fruad
the tiny african nation of venzula; made famous during the Zulu migration of 1743… the tiny african nation of venzula; made famous during the Zulu migration of 1743…
m-hussein sent me nice messages on irc
Chavez wrote a new constitution a few years ago to maintain his grip on power. He is not going to let himself lose an election.
chavez is my hero
Yeah, he’s a great guy… I hear his chicken curry is out of this world
trapezoid: you set the bar pretty low.
one day i hope to control an oil producing nation maybe it will improve my sex life
What wouldn’t?
good point
trapezoid: you ought to be able to separate admiration of someone; and seeing them as your hero.
well hero was easier to spell
trapezoid: people admire traits of hitler; but it takes a person of very questionable character to refer to him as their hero. btrapezoid: people admire traits of hitler; but it takes a person of very questionable character to refer to him as their hero./b
awww now DS - have some fun with it…
Not me he. Trap he.
i can’t say i admire traits of hitler, although his charisma was rather overwhelming
anyone seen Crank with Jason Statham?
JohnXXIV: the man who only talks out of one side of his mouth?
yeah Handsome Rob
DS - ahhh
My history teacher reminded us almost every day that Hitler was “a genius - completely nuts, but a genius”. Even if he was talking about say, the civil war.
in college?
high school
well hitler WAS a military genius, look how well he managed the invasion of russia he snatched defeat from the jaws of victory
so you mean that I could exterminate millions.. and invade countrys.. and be remembered as a genius? wow
Janet– with some people - yaaaa
instead of taking moscow, he managed to get bogged down in stalingrad…. now that takes real genius binstead of taking moscow, he managed to get bogged down in stalingrad…. now that takes real genius/b
JanetB, I think the point he tried to make was that the average idiot can’t exterminate millions
but admittedly hitler was pretty good at taking power in 1920’s germany
picotero.. sure they can… all they need is enough people to agree with him… and thats not hard to do
probably cause he had a bunch of jews advising him
sure… blame the jews…
JanetB: eh, more 4 people or more can’t agree on where to go eat dinner, much less which minority to exterminate or nation to invade. JanetB: it takes talent.
hitler had jews advising him?
all you need to have is some group of people to blame your problems on…
oh, sarcasm. nm
sick sarcasm, i admit
Same teacher also showed videos of Hitler at the Olympics, “Look at him, he’s shaking. He was on heavy drugs.”
Janet — ahh yes — hmmm we know a group that does that all the time…
for this reason, cells work best with no more than 3 people per.
hmmm not sure if hitler was a drug user in 1936
libertine is a cell expert
goering sure was
Kaliuna… does make you wonder
RobVanDam: well, I am paraphrasing all this from the words of Che Guevara.
Janet — yes it does….
Timur chavez won
Janet — my banana tree has another leaf spike — should open in a week — amazing its growing indoors!
I know, thanks
Kaliuna.. cool
chavez, the still president of venzula
banana trees are very cool
Janet - ya but at this rate - it might reach ceiling before I can get it outside!
i just never heard of venzula before
Chavez for life!
trap - wellll its growing….
hahahha
yeah they grow really fast
no no no Castro for life!
well… they are naturally tall plants
but if you put it outside it might die they like warm weather
Chavez plans on staying for life too I say let him–but kill him now.
hell, wouldn’t you? what do you have against chavez? geez, live and let live
trap — I’ve never had one - this was a gift - said he (friend of hubby) had a little pup — banana tree baby — (he had several) - so when his wife came knocking on door said she’d dug me up a banana tree - said oohhh ok - bring it in
that’s my motto
DStewart: you want a U.S. clandestine service to put a hit on Chavez?
I don’t think he likes people who offer the poor free heating oil
Libertine, I don’t care if it’s US or not
WASHINGTON (AP) Chavez expected to take over Cuba in historic annexation. In a surprising bid to unify Latin America under the umbrella of socialism, newly reelected Latin strongman Hugo Chavez has announced his intentions to annex the island nation of Cuba. Cuba’s leader Fidel Castro, widely assumed to be on his deathbed, has reportedly given his blessing to Chavez’ leadership.
trap - she said oh we are backed up to the garage — BABY - ya 6ft tall baby — now its over 7+1/2 foot tall… and growing
yeah dst always had a mean streak in him
DStewart: so you’d be ok with the U.S. taking him out?
Yep
assuming someone kills chavez; what then?
steals from the poor to give to the rich that sort of thing
Then some other crook takes over
apres lui le deluge
heh
picotero: exactly.
exactly! It can’t be any better, so it may as well be Chavez.
the US doesn’t “take people out” unless you mean to the senior prom
One thing’s for sure. All Venezuelan leaders in all parties are the same as Chavez.
If there were some capitalist revolution brewing, I might want to back them. I don’t see that happening really anywhere right now.
not because of moral or legal reasons, just pure ineptitude
Chavez will be Cuba’s new leader
and castro will take over venezuela?
And Chavez hates Bush too… so that’s good
they’ll trade?
no he will die
oh well everyone hates bush
trap did you see the story above ?
I heard Clinton was going to take over cuba, he’s got a soft spot for their cigars
trap, so that’s good
no, what was it?
Mason, want a rim shot?
WASHINGTON (AP) Chavez expected to take over Cuba in historic annexation. In a surprising bid to unify Latin America under the umbrella of socialism, newly reelected Latin strongman Hugo Chavez has announced his intentions to annex the island nation of Cuba. Cuba’s leader Fidel Castro, widely assumed to be on his deathbed, has reportedly given his blessing to Chavez’ leadership.
sure
heh weird
bra-dum-dump
well that sort of changes things
naww I made that up! geez
Still 400,000 people without power in the middle of the USA - in this COLD COLD weather
do you like it
america doesn’t need chavez 90 miles from little cuba (miami) oh damn it
I spent 3 minutes writing it
ok bedtime for real! night
i liked the dynamics of it
it has a certain flow
so bush’s approval numbers are headed to the negative numbers after that, maybe they will become irrational
Putins are always 80%
you mean.. imaginary ?
US-Male: awesome news
that is next after irrational
ahh
first lets see if bush reaches pi
Rob, global Commiedom
or the square root of 2 later we can work on the square root of -1
well, since he won and lost all that he can, it matters little
He could go back to governorship, or even run for Congress
i’ll bet he is wishing he had been elected commissioner of baseball, instead of president of the usa
I suppose one could tie him to 2008 results, but I suspect that will ony happen if Repubs lose again
Last approval numbers I saw, Congress’s approval rating was 30% lower than Bush’s. 25% vs 37%.
he did owna baseball team once
commissioner of baseball has a sort of class to it yup
but he sold it
at a profit, too
Dolchstosslegende, an interesting and familiar concept
he could rightfully say it’s a higher office
first prifit he ever made after the lemonade stand profit
commmissioner of baseball doesn’t get Airforce One.. i hear it’s pretty posh
he would have gotten “Ball One”
then again, in the proivate sector his salaray won’t be so limited
that gets all the sports channels
and he still gets the Secret Service forever
yeah
commissioner of baseball wasn’t elected just taken over
he can make them get the newspaper and stuff
steinbrenner must approve
Der Dolchstoss - refers to a social mythos and persecution-propaganda theory popular in Germany in the period after World War I through World War II. It attributed Germany’s defeat to a number of domestic factors instead of failed militarist geostrategy. Most notably, the theory proclaimed that the public had failed to respond to its “patriotic calling” at the most crucial of times and some had even intentionally “sabotaged the war effort.” Der Dolchstoss is cited as an important factor in Adolf Hitler’s later rise to power.
nah
well, the allies in wwI contributed to germany’s problems
you must be a yankees fan
jhicks can sympathize with that !!
the treaty of versailles was not really very fair
those poor Nazis…
US-Male: I was thinking all you war mongers would identify with it
Fuckers lost. Fair is winner imposes.
im getting flashbacks to “The Remains of the Day” ..
they didn’t lose it was an armistice
well
theoretically
hehe
but in reality you’re comparing yourself to Nazis
Ah, a tie. In which someone got to impose a treaty on a coequal.
US-Male: not at all
totally no question about it
US-Male: negative big questions
yeah well the problem was, the germans were told, ok, if you don’t sign, we can start fighting again
negatory
I bet you have a Klan flag in your garage
It’s a Stars n bars, same thing
I don’t even have a garage!
eh, 20th century military.. the Nazi’s hands down had the best looking uniforms..
heh DS yes good point
You can ask mah wife!
see I don’t see why the Nazi uniforms are supposed to look good I never got that
they look too starchy
biggest mistake was downsizing the german army
are they snappier ?
all those unemployed soldiers
stiff
interesting.. Hugo Boss designed the Nazi Uniforms..
I can’t look at one without thinking of Nazis
that explains a lot really..
lol
did you like the wwI german helmets? with the spike on top?
trap with the spike on top ? lol not at all very gay
wwI german helmets also functioned as field enemas.
bikers dig those things
US military adopted the german WWII helmet
when I see someone wearing a brain bucket I think “moron!”
better ear coverage
brain bucket being a military helmet on a motorcycle I suspect they have few brains to protect speaking of Nazis this is from last week but it’s still good if you haven’t seen it “BERLIN (Reuters) - A German chain of shops has removed miniature wooden Santa Claus figures from its shelves and destroyed them after customers complained it looked like they were giving the stiff-armed Hitler salute that is outlawed.”
hahaha I’ve always wondered if lead poisoning had anything to do with the Nazis
more like the romans
could be
Germany was pretty trashed out from industrialization
they died of lead poisoning
Yeah But short of dying lead poisoning has some pretty strong effects
well yeah
mental damage
makes you gain weight
among other things
thank god the us makes its plumbing out of polonium 210
yeah, whew
does it hmm i must have lead poisoning i have been gaining weight like crazy
That’s not a symptom of lead poisoning.
Children exposed to lead in the womb are twice as likely to develop schizophrenia later in life
RobVanDam: try gastric bypass surgery, it’s very vogue.
there is this new surgery now
stop eating
they tie a hefty sack around your stomach you can adjust it
cmere, i’ll stitch yer lips shut
RobVanDam: you talking about the lap-band?
yes
er.. wouldn’t someone who’s a cumpulsive eater just loosen it all the way and pig out?
RobVanDam: it’s not that new; they started doing it outside the US about 14 years ago or so
no
Give the docter its key.
that would be cheating!
RobVanDam: europe, mexico, etc. RobVanDam: I believe the FDA approved the Lap-Band in 2000 ~ RobVanDam: anyways; yeah, the band, i know people who had it; it works.
so does exercise
RobVanDam: yes, the benefits of exercise are obvious; tho for some reason, so is its obvious lack of usage in this fatass country.
